ffs, had to happen to me

[sam]

Well as I was leaving mikefords place after buying his half cage I was on route to go see leemus at his gaf, for a catch and most of all pick up bits and give him some $, got to the m25 were I noticed my temp gauge was abit high so pulled over to the hard sholder (I no its not an emergency) to open the bonnet to pull the brown plug off to make the fans work and low and behold the 1 time turns up asking why I was on the hard sholder and I said to turn the fans on! Was asking whys there no number plate on the front, whys it so low , whys there no cat (I have a genuine cat from pug on there, I even bet £20 that I have one, not the best thing todo) whys it loud , why am on the m25, why have I got alot of money on me, am I carrying drugs, why are my tryes stretched, have I got an mot, tax and insurence, and your car is getting towed back to mine to get an mot asap, I mean what the actuall f**k, at the moment theyve searched me and the car and found nothing, amd the asked me why do I have a 6 pack of diet coke in the back? Urmm let see I dont drink it thats whys its there, I am hostly inasnely pissed right now

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