The Meatwagon: Missing, presumed..?

[cwspellowe]

I've also decided when i DO eventually get stopped by the Police (somehow hasn't happened yet?) I shall start a tally chart somewhere with a big knife. Make a big rusty police counter

Needs to be one of those huge machetes you get down the docks Just maybe don't keep it in the car and definitely don't get it out while being stopped and say "I keep this for when I get stopped by you lot, I've been looking forward to getting to use it"

Yeah, try explaining that one. Oh this? This is just for when I get stopped by Police. No not like that, oh, erm..