01-04-2013, 09:19 PM
Tom set the fastest lap time of any production car in a Golf but he didn't publish the figures because then people would know he's not agoraphobic and doesn't have IBS as he managed a round trip to the Nurburgring in just one day just to escape his flatmates he secretly has a man crush on and cant stand seeing them happy with anyone else so he'd have nothing to moan about on car forums ever.