post your funny times at work

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i remember one of the lads bringing fart spray in to the store. sprayed towards me and another work pal, the laugh was all the of got a shock on how strong it was! he said f*ck me thats bad! we walked out the aisle. A few mins later a customer with her other half were down the aisle. you could tell she was trying to ignore the fart spray smell, ( which had spread down right the aisle at that point) anyway we came back, the three of us tried that hard to keep a straight face. but as soon as the lad who sprayed it, started to snigger, which set me off sniggering. that mirroed back to him, which made him worse. that mirrored back to me, so now you had two lads giggling like hell over the smell and the customer. the customer had heard us by then and stopped talking to her other half. she turned around to us and said " I can smell shit!" by christ we blew up in a roar of laughter as soon as she said that!. we had to go out the back for about 20 mins.
i tell you what i dont know to this day how we didnt get busted for that, as he kept spraying it about where the managers were etc. managers were sayin to each other" whats that smell"? others would reply " yeah that smells been around all day in different areas of the shop "
never had another hard laugh like that after wards sadly.