15-01-2013, 11:17 PM
Best one for me was when a customer came to pick his car up from us, we had drained his fuel tank (petrol in a diesel) and then put a tenner of diesel in it for him, he said to my work mate, 'is there enough diesel in it to get me home mate?' my mate just said, 'not being funny mate but I dont know where you f*cking live so I dont know'.