Hotel boredom...

[kyleo92]

OK guys here's the thing, I'm away for work, stopping in a hotel in Kingston-Upon-Thames.

What the hell do I do I'm so bored...

I don't want the mastibate heavily and watch hotel porn suggestion..

So far I have..

Finished my sales reports,
Stood outside smoking heavily while waiting for 306s to go by,
Packed the hotel soap and bog roll,
Spent ages on this forum,
Spent ages on ebay shopping,
Ate burger and chips,
Had 3 pints,
Flirted with bar staff,

WHAT NEXT...

(I'm not leaving the place I'll probably get stabbed)