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Hotel boredom... - kyleo92 - 20-08-2012
OK guys here's the thing, I'm away for work, stopping in a hotel in Kingston-Upon-Thames.
What the hell do I do I'm so bored...
I don't want the mastibate heavily and watch hotel porn suggestion..
So far I have..
Finished my sales reports,
Stood outside smoking heavily while waiting for 306s to go by,
Packed the hotel soap and bog roll,
Spent ages on this forum,
Spent ages on ebay shopping,
Ate burger and chips,
Had 3 pints,
Flirted with bar staff,
WHAT NEXT...
(I'm not leaving the place I'll probably get stabbed)
RE: Hotel.. - 4WayDiablo - 20-08-2012
Haha sounds like a boring night in.
Make a306 out of anything you can lay your hands on.. or a lion of something
RE: Hotel.. - kyleo92 - 20-08-2012
(20-08-2012, 07:12 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Haha sounds like a boring night in.
Make a306 out of anything you can lay your hands on.. or a lion of something
Hmm good idea.. I'm having some fun with the fan in the hotel room at the minute... Tying loads of paper to it! Next, turn the shower into a bath!!
(Yaya 69th post, my favorite number)
RE: Hotel boredom... - Popeye_6 - 20-08-2012
go back to the bar staff and try to seal the deal?
RE: Hotel boredom... - kyleo92 - 20-08-2012
RE: Hotel boredom... - td_dan - 20-08-2012
(20-08-2012, 08:59 PM)Popeye_6 Wrote: go back to the bar staff and try to seal the deal?
this
RE: Hotel boredom... - bigcheez2k3 - 20-08-2012
Tie all the bedding together and dangle it out the window, wait and see if anything happens.
Hotel boredom... - kentiiboii - 20-08-2012
Last time I stayed in a hotel I just f*cked the mrs all night with champagne and ice!
But I guess I won't be doing that for a while
RE: Hotel boredom... - Andy - 20-08-2012
Cut off all your pubes and spell out...
I live for the 306
All over the bathroom floor
Simple + Win
RE: Hotel boredom... - Niall - 20-08-2012
You there tomorrow? There's 3 of us that live less than 5 miles from Kingston. And you won't get stabbed in Kingston. It's Sutton you want to worry about!
RE: Hotel boredom... - Dum-Dum - 20-08-2012
You should of gone to ace cafe
RE: Hotel boredom... - samass - 20-08-2012
Dude, how long you in Kingston for? I'll be up tomorrow at uni, "studying", the lanky prick (Niall) lives near enough, bumsex?
Or a beer, whatevs.
RE: Hotel boredom... - kyleo92 - 21-08-2012
Nah I was only joking, It's just I don't really go out in a place where I know no-one! I think I'm more likely to get stabbed in South Croydon which is where I normally stay, Kingston is quite Nice actually.
You guys know the Antoinette hotel?
I can always pull a few strings and stay here again..
And when I say strings I don't mean the bar staffs tampons strings :O
(20-08-2012, 10:41 PM)Andy Wrote: Cut off all your pubes and spell out...
I live for the 306
All over the bathroom floor
Simple + Win
I don't have any pubes
Hotel boredom... - THE_Liam - 21-08-2012
(20-08-2012, 10:37 PM)kentiiboii Wrote: Last time I stayed in a hotel I just f*cked the mrs all night with champagne and ice!
wouldn't it have been easier to use your knob?
RE: Hotel boredom... - samass - 21-08-2012
Yep, pretty nice hotel that, just behind one of the uni campuses too
RE: Hotel boredom... - HDIkyle - 21-08-2012
(21-08-2012, 06:16 AM)THE_Liam Wrote:(20-08-2012, 10:37 PM)kentiiboii Wrote: Last time I stayed in a hotel I just f*cked the mrs all night with champagne and ice!
wouldn't it have been easier to use your knob?
Haha you were thinking the same as me then?!
RE: Hotel boredom... - Scott - 21-08-2012
Liam I'm glad I wasn't the only one who read that the same way!
RE: Hotel boredom... - kyleo92 - 21-08-2012
I was Saved tonight from death via boredom by Samass and Niall!
(21-08-2012, 09:46 AM)samass Wrote: Yep, pretty nice hotel that, just behind one of the uni campuses too
BTW sam that twatty man with the jag decided to curb his alloys again!!