So many fails!

[InkedMuttley]

sorry dude, but


really, made me laugh!! proper comical stuff there!

but back on point, what a shitter! id have thrown all my toys out the pram welllll before the end!

Samass such a sympathetic soul, after all of my downfalls you summon your sympathies and...ROFL at my downfalls!

But seriously I feel as if I've been abused big time tonight I have a chunk out my f*cking finger, a bruise AND a lump on my forehead, my bollocks feel as though they've been stood on by a f*cking BBW model and more to the point I'm still partially black.

FFS lol why does it happen to me!!!

Never had a railway sleeper facepalm me but I have in the past assaulted a friend with a Granada Scorpio exhaust was releasing it from the hangers at the back when I was in college and my mate had disconnected it from the manifold I let my end down without knowing this he starts walking back as exhaust gives way and promptly smacks him square in the nose...I didn't know what was worse the pools of oil the Granny was leaving behind or the amount of blood that seemingly erupted from his nose!