02-08-2012, 11:07 PM
Today started off a fairly normal day apart from the fact I woke up with epic amounts of energy, so coffee, fag, take a piss, go to Halfrauds to get a few bits for today purchased the following 1x Diesel filter, 1x Oil filter, 1 5L bottle Mobil Super 2000 10w40 Semi-synth oil...got to the checkout woman give me the total and I'd left my wallet at home. Go home pick up said wallet go back again purchase mentioned items.
Go home, another coffee, another fag. Set to work I think! go out proceed to undo sump plug with spanner as left socket set 26 miles away, spanner snaps!
Bollocks, back to Halfrauds for a 21mm spanner £8 but good quality and lifetime guarantee. Go home undo sump plug start draining oil and pissed oil all over the landlady's newly laid, nice driveway. Oops! carry on with filter change and don't enjoy using strap wrenches so smacked a screwdriver into the filter...finger in way. Ouch!
I was putting the sump plug back in, head under engine torch (maglite 3xD cell!) falls off slam panel smacks me in the balls I shoot up and headbutt the f*cking sump...slide out from under car dizzy as f*ck and grasping my balls hardly able to breathe...Got my breath stars went back in and I cracked on with the rest of it no trouble.
Get in the shower to clean off after checking everything was tight etc looking like an Al Jolson tribute act by this time. I now know my shower head is racist as I got in and it promptly attacked me when I stood under it smashing me square in the forehead...put it back up showered for a few minutes and now the shower's packed up I am semi clean though!
Has anybody else ever had this amount of fails in one day or is it just me?
Go home, another coffee, another fag. Set to work I think! go out proceed to undo sump plug with spanner as left socket set 26 miles away, spanner snaps!
Bollocks, back to Halfrauds for a 21mm spanner £8 but good quality and lifetime guarantee. Go home undo sump plug start draining oil and pissed oil all over the landlady's newly laid, nice driveway. Oops! carry on with filter change and don't enjoy using strap wrenches so smacked a screwdriver into the filter...finger in way. Ouch!
I was putting the sump plug back in, head under engine torch (maglite 3xD cell!) falls off slam panel smacks me in the balls I shoot up and headbutt the f*cking sump...slide out from under car dizzy as f*ck and grasping my balls hardly able to breathe...Got my breath stars went back in and I cracked on with the rest of it no trouble.
Get in the shower to clean off after checking everything was tight etc looking like an Al Jolson tribute act by this time. I now know my shower head is racist as I got in and it promptly attacked me when I stood under it smashing me square in the forehead...put it back up showered for a few minutes and now the shower's packed up I am semi clean though!
Has anybody else ever had this amount of fails in one day or is it just me?
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