So back on with the whinging. Got off work a little late last night and pow and behold the tube dosent run past midnight. Not an issue, got a lift half way and thought I'll get a night bus, I live in London, there'll be loads of them. WRONG!.
Theres only one night bus route near me and it's not actually that near and it only runs every half hour, the icing on the cake to that is I only just missed the bus so I walked the last 3 miles. Hello 2am.
Today's whinge is my bus was 5 mins late, well maybe 10 mins early, I dont know. The timetable appears to be largely a work of fiction.
So today's new experience it "the tube", sometimes called the underground but I dont know why as it dosent go underground, intact it spends most of its time on embankment ans bridges well above ground level.
The only thing I can think of is that because it's just one carriage with seats and poles jutting out into it it looks like the throat of one of them massive snakes with teeth that you see in horror films eating people and cars and shit and they usually live underground.
This would scare the f*ck out of me if I was drunk, the thought that I was in the throat of a massive servant being eaten alive.
See what I mean?
Theres only one night bus route near me and it's not actually that near and it only runs every half hour, the icing on the cake to that is I only just missed the bus so I walked the last 3 miles. Hello 2am.
Today's whinge is my bus was 5 mins late, well maybe 10 mins early, I dont know. The timetable appears to be largely a work of fiction.
So today's new experience it "the tube", sometimes called the underground but I dont know why as it dosent go underground, intact it spends most of its time on embankment ans bridges well above ground level.
The only thing I can think of is that because it's just one carriage with seats and poles jutting out into it it looks like the throat of one of them massive snakes with teeth that you see in horror films eating people and cars and shit and they usually live underground.
This would scare the f*ck out of me if I was drunk, the thought that I was in the throat of a massive servant being eaten alive.
See what I mean?
