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Ok so let's be honest, we don't enjoy wrapping presents but it's got to be done.
Started wrapping the girlfriends presents and all was going well. I'm not the best with a pair of scissors but as I'm sure you will agree, is isn't a bad bit of wrapping!
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Unfortunately at last minute, disaster struck and a fatal paper failure occurred through my fault and only my fault!
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Being short of paper and having a lack of what some would call, caring, I couldn't redo the wrapping so I had to look at repairing the structural element of the paper and this meant there was only one material for the job!
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As you can see, the present is now secure, and free from paper failure....and probably being free from being opened!
Do you remember me saying I was short on paper? Well I was left in a tricky situation with one present still unwrapped and with a serious case of what I would call 'can't be arsed', there was no chance of me venturing out of my house for wrapping paper. I did however make light of the situation!
Being the keen Eco warrior that I am, Im always looking at ways to save the planet and this does mean re using instead of binning so for this present, I simply used the carrier bag that I was presented with when I bought the present.
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The downside is, carrier bags arnt very secretive (I've tried telling one a secret once and it told all of its mates. Little fucker!). So out come the repair material and....job done!
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If I'm honest, there is absolutely no point to this thread but your more than welcome to guess what the presents are!
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f*cking lol. Is that how the gifts are going to be given? If so epic amount of man points available
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It is indeed. This was no joke. It was actually a serious scenario 
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lmao
buy decent wrapping paper then it wont tare, like thin cheap sit
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Bahahaha well that sure amused me! Good effort, I love sticking down all the edges of the paper so its a nightmare to open 
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that will take some opening!
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Could have used newspaper!
People like you who do this are so annoying.... ¬.¬
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MrsMidnight Wrote:Could have used newspaper!
People like you who do this are so annoying.... ¬.¬
I was considering a mixture of tin foil, cling film and grease proof paper but I couldnt be arsed to go downstairs to get it.
And anyway, your just jealous you didn't do it!
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NiallHarper Wrote:MrsMidnight Wrote:Could have used newspaper!
People like you who do this are so annoying.... ¬.¬
I was considering a mixture of tin foil, cling film and grease proof paper but I couldnt be arsed to go downstairs to get it.
And anyway, your just jealous you didn't do it!
Jealous? I haven't wrapped anything!
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cully Wrote:lmao
buy decent wrapping paper then it wont tare, like thin cheap sit
Im still making my way through rolls of poundland 3 for a quid wrapping paper I bought 5 years ago and I rarely have a problem with it. gonna be seriously gutted when I have to buy new stuff in a couple of years. My 5 year old bows and ribbons are starting to loose their stick though
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Dum-Dum Wrote:Im still making my way through rolls of poundland 3 for a quid wrapping paper I bought 5 years ago and I rarely have a problem with it. gonna be seriously gutted when I have to buy new stuff in a couple of years. My 5 year old bows and ribbons are starting to loose their stick though
This ^^. I'm on a few rolls of The Card Factory cheap stuff, seems alright, just have to be a little more delicate.
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I still haven't started shopping  got the misses and thats it, gonna be busy tomorrow i think 
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f*ck me. Conner you left it well late haha
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Show off!!! Mine get loads of tape and that's it. The misses stick bows and ribbon on them after haha
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All mine have got names writte in black marker pen this year
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Matt Wrote:fornicates me. Conner you left it well late haha
Nah theres loads of time left gonna go ra*e asda for its toiletry sets and selection packs
Oh curt if i drop by can you do mine?
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Haha I think I've done enough tbh
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Curt Wrote:Haha I think I've done enough tbh
Bollocks to you then!
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Just got back - been to Tescos and Asdas... oh the dedication! Also had to go into town on last late night shopping night before xmas then went for a drive across Dartmoor to make myself feel better!
Managed to sort everyones pressies for circa £200 - buzzin - still got a couple to get for the missus though!!
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Simple solution - Wake up early, dress up in a little something, tie a bow around myself, wake up danny and give him a special christmas surprise! 
Or online shopping and click the gift wrap button (Y)
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Garlicbread Wrote:NiallHarper Wrote:You fagot. Minus man points for you!
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MrsMidnight Wrote:Simple solution - Wake up early, dress up in a little something, tie a bow around myself, wake up danny and give him a special christmas surprise!
Fooking Win!
Wish my missus would do this.
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Want a perfect way to get presents wrapped? Do what I did, dump all my presents at my mams and remind her she owes me 900 quid
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THE_Liam Wrote:Want a perfect way to get presents wrapped? Do what I did, dump all my presents at my mams and remind her she owes me 900 quid
If I did that to my old girl, she would back hand me and tell me to f*ck off!
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Bahahaha that's rad! Same as dum-dum, i'm still on the 3-for-a-£1 stuff I bought 5 years ago.
And you're all missing a trick btw....
While the missus is out, get out all the presents and paper, scatter some pretty, sparkly bits, tape and scissors across the floor and half wrap one present. Wander off to find beer and wait for missus to arrive. When she comes through the door and starts making excited noises, spout something like the following: "I forgot how much you love making presents all pretty, you can do it if you want. In fact, i'll go one better; you get on, i'll make you a drink...."
Now I have double pussy points and still don't have to wrap anything (apart from her presents lol) heheh heh.
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