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Such as :- piggy on Dum-Dums tud5 project.
(25-07-2015, 10:47 PM)Piggy Wrote: Argue all ya want. Its 126kg. It will be slow. Then ragged to death. And die.
And then you'll xud9 it 
Hehe
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I amused myself with Phtevens what car thread..
(16-07-2015, 07:43 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Passat.
This is not tricky in the slightest! A diesel estate with cruise.
Niall will reply saying Saab, Ruan will say Volvo. Someone will say 306 HDI Estate then someone will reply saying it doesn't have cruise, Cully will say he knows of a retrofit
May as well close the thread now.
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Danny Wideboy Wrote:
Iceman299 Wrote: Wrote:Can you not just use dishwasher tablets with the bottle in situ and just use it up as normal? Or would it damage paintwork?
Doubt it, never painted my windscreen so I wouldn't really know
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(27-07-2015, 09:18 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: I amused myself with Phtevens what car thread..
(16-07-2015, 07:43 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Passat.
This is not tricky in the slightest! A diesel estate with cruise.
Niall will reply saying Saab, Ruan will say Volvo. Someone will say 306 HDI Estate then someone will reply saying it doesn't have cruise, Cully will say he knows of a retrofit
May as well close the thread now.
Hang on a minute, if you can live with a 306 Hdi estate then you better hit google and learn to live with a 307 SW with toys! Loving the working air con and cruise and massive glass roof but it's ug as fk!
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(27-07-2015, 09:36 PM)Lwilliams Wrote: Danny Wideboy Wrote:
Iceman299 Wrote: Wrote:Can you not just use dishwasher tablets with the bottle in situ and just use it up as normal? Or would it damage paintwork?
Doubt it, never painted my windscreen so I wouldn't really know
haha! This! It has fail/lol written all over it!
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What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!
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I was thinking that... As funny as that is, my screen wash ends up on the roof/A pillars/bonnet... I wouldn't be putting any paint strippers in it lol.
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My washers tend to clean the car behinds windscreen. So better check they havent painted their windscreen before trying that out
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(27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!
Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?! 
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(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote: (27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!
Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?!
wow.
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I think pretty much everyone knows it don't just go on the windscreen  , just funny to read tbh
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(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote: (27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!
Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?!
Yeah, this. Come on man, this is Piggy pointing it out too.
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I'm going with this recent gem >
(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote: Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?!
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Hmm this smells slightly ferrous.
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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(28-07-2015, 07:11 AM)Piggy Wrote: (27-07-2015, 10:38 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: What has more fail is if you're naive enough to think screen wash only goes on the windscreen!
Or you're so uptight you can't see the funny side?!
i am gonna win this thread with
pot... kettle...black... sticker!.
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In reference to a Vectra C:
(30-07-2015, 07:00 PM)C2K Wrote: What do you expect from such a hateful, hateful, hateful pos of an excuse for a motorcar?
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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(25-06-2015, 06:16 PM)procta Wrote: Metro
I Don't Have A 306.
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(31-07-2015, 09:04 PM)Danny Wideboy Wrote: (25-06-2015, 06:16 PM)procta Wrote: Metro
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(31-07-2015, 09:09 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote: (31-07-2015, 09:04 PM)Danny Wideboy Wrote: (25-06-2015, 06:16 PM)procta Wrote: Metro
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(22-08-2014, 05:23 PM)shazilla Wrote: double breasted whippet flange
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(25-08-2015, 05:56 PM)RetroPug Wrote: (22-06-2015, 03:16 PM)7057sam Wrote: Yeah lights are abit marmite but great job on the rest 
I think some people actually like marmite...
In reference to lexarse back lights.
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(18-09-2014, 09:17 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I bought it off Mitch on the 2nd of April this year for £500 as a bit of investment as they have started going up in value, I saw one advertised at £4k a little while ago, I've always wanted one and black is the rarest colour.
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