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(22-11-2014, 01:21 PM)ginge191 Wrote: Use your hands you pansy...
but when my hands fail, the strap-ons tend to be pretty good..
can't get your hands on these Ginger one, i do on the DTs though,
cheers Tom, do you set the chain before and slip it over or wrap it round and then hook it on? . . . . . . wishing i had smaller arms tbh . . .
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Ah yeah, southern pansy arms come in handy here....
Being honest, getting the chain on is the hardest part and I can't remember which way I ended up doing it, I think I put it round and then hooked it, it did take a few attempts though.
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(22-11-2014, 02:28 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Ah yeah, southern pansy arms come in handy here....
Being honest, getting the chain on is the hardest part and I can't remember which way I ended up doing it, I think I put it round and then hooked it, it did take a few attempts though.
i'll just try again tomorrow, really getting up my arse now though, it's just so annoying when access to something so regularly changed is so bad . . .
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Fair enough, I'd come over and do it for you if you lived closer tbh. It is frustrating when its something simple if it wasn't for the poor access!
Does your AC work? You could always whip off the AC pump if not.
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(22-11-2014, 03:01 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Fair enough, I'd come over and do it for you if you lived closer tbh. It is frustrating when its something simple if it wasn't for the poor access!
Does your AC work? You could always whip off the AC pump if not.
yeah aircon works lol, bought it to maybe break but when aircon blew cold i thought i'd save her . .
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Lol, probably less 306s with working AC on the road than there are Rallyes now.
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Long, blunt chisel and hammer.
Or just a screwdriver.
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Tom and I service my 1.8 and we have always done it with the chain tool. Not sure why youre having this much of a problem with it as we had it off fairly easily :/
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(24-11-2014, 09:40 AM)SRowell Wrote: Tom and I service my 1.8 and we have always done it with the chain tool. Not sure why youre having this much of a problem with it as we had it off fairly easily :/
seems like its been on a real long time mate and i don't have particularly skinny arms . . . . thanks for the input lol
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Sorry! It just really shouldnt be this difficult!
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(24-11-2014, 10:03 AM)SRowell Wrote: Sorry! It just really shouldnt be this difficult!
haha no shit sherlock . . . . well all i'm getting really is crack on or hire a skinny armed Mo-fo like Tom or Sam to snake their arms in for me . . . .
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I found a pair of slip jaw water pump plyers works the best, the other method is warm the car up then try, sounds weird but works.
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Should be doing an oil change with the engine warm anyway!!
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(24-11-2014, 05:18 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Should be doing an oil change with the engine warm anyway!!
can't do that, there's a hole in the filter, hence me needing to change it . .
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Lol that was aimed at Paul really, I've never burnt myself doing a warm oil change.
Not much help in your case though!
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(24-11-2014, 04:35 PM)Paul_13 Wrote: And burn your hand?
Not if your a switched on cookie and have a nice pair of mechanix gloves
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GET ON WITH IT !!!!!!!!!!
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cant believe theres a thread on removing an oil filter, ill see if i can get a a picture of where you put the oil in.
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(25-11-2014, 09:53 AM)fatlapit Wrote: cant believe theres a thread on removing an oil filter, ill see if i can get a a picture of where you put the oil in.
hey funny man think you're really clever don't you? . . . . . . . PS yeah a picture would be great.
of your Mum!!!! . . . .
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(25-11-2014, 09:53 AM)fatlapit Wrote: cant believe theres a thread on removing an oil filter, ill see if i can get a a picture of where you put the oil in.
LMFAO
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lol haha
here we are one mum
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here we are one mum
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(25-11-2014, 09:18 PM)fatlapit Wrote: lol haha
here we are one mum
here we are one mum
You bassstard!! That's my mum, where did you get that pic?
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Christ, she definitely wouldn't be able to get the filter!
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(25-11-2014, 09:36 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Christ, she definitely wouldn't be able to get the filter!
You'd love a ride on that Tom come on admit it
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Right laugh all you want, I can't get it off for love nor money, car is a runner but not as is as it pisses oil out the mashed up filter, £150 takes it but will need picking up :/
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Has tax and test til end of Dec
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Keep the car lol did u try a big ass star head and hammer it up throw the filler and slack in it that way that's what I did one day when i couldn't get my hands on the filter . u might have all ready tryed that Dow any way hope this helps
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