The XRdt is up for grabs.

[Toby]

Morning chaps,

The missus has finally gotten round to doing her driving test, and we have no space for 3 cars, so it's time to say farewell to the 306.

Most of you have seen it in real life, either at Ace or FCS last year.

Last winter the headgasket gave way, and I've simply not had the time to do any proper work on it.

Good bits:

- Before headgasket went, it was an excellent runner. Made 140bhp at FCS last year, and that was without a dyno fan, on a hot day.

- Body work is in very good condition.

- Running a Bosch pump, gov modded by Dan!, and a T2 turbo which was boosting well. (Is controlled by a ball-bearing manual boost controller)

- New clutch and cambelt fitted by KrisB! less than 10,000 miles ago.

- Has some MoT left on it, middle of August I think.

- Lowered 100mm at back, 60mm at front.

- Has a factory fit tow bar!

- For those who collect Ed Doe relics, it has a steering wheel which I bought from him.

- A 'carbon fibre' bonnet. Professionally fitted by Niall and Grant.

I've had a looksie, and reckon I can get £130 scrap value. With that in mind, breaking it and selling off the nice bits would get around £250 - £300.

If anyone is interested in taking the whole thing away, just let me know. I'll throw in anything 306 related which I own, even my trusty Haynes manual.

Alternatively, if no one is interested, I'll begin the breaking process.

Cheers chaps,

Toby.

[Matt]

Ill take the steering wheel

[Niall]

Would just like to point out that the reason the bonnet looks shit is because Toby bought a bit of vinyl too small

Just FYI for any potential viewers before you start slating me and grant

[Toby]

Would just like to point out that the reason the bonnet looks shit is because Toby bought a bit of vinyl too small

Just FYI for any potential viewers before you start slating me and grant

This is 99% true.





The other 1% is crayons.

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Ill take the steering wheel

The wheel is a priceless Ed Doe artifact.

With enough resources, you could harvest his skin cells from the wheel and grow your own Doe!

[Matt]

Exactly!! If you break, how much?

[Toby]

Exactly!! If you break, how much?

With the boss included, probs around 4000 yen.

Postage would be around £10 I guess, it's a silly size.

[Matt]

I offer 2590 yen

[Toby]

I offer 2590 yen

2590 yen for the opportunity to grow your own EdDoe?

Sir, you insult me.

[Matt]

The price is ed Does has taken a dive since he is a Meganne owner though

[cwspellowe]

The price is ed Does has taken a dive since he is a Meganne owner though

^this. Shares in genuine cambelts and other OEM accessories have plummeted since he started saving for his inevitable Renault repairs.

[vlj]

You mean THE Ed Doe has touched this steering wheel? FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS!

[tbaxter08700]

How much you wanting? Can you drop it off to rotherham?

[Grant]

I offer

[Toby]

How much you wanting? Can you drop it off to rotherham?

This will be for collection only by the buyer. Offers around £300 will be considered.

I offer

Seems legit.

[Grant]

Where have you been for the last 20 years toby?

[Toby]

Where have you been for the last 20 years toby?

Hiding in my secret bunker, nestled deep in the French Alps, plotting my eventual return to the world of French cars. However, I was out buying a baguette and a string of onions for my Sunday lunch, when I was approached by a small man called Takiyo Motishoni. He told me about cars that were not French. At first I did not believe him, but he abducted me and took me to Japan, where I saw many great things. After several months I managed to escape by hotwiring Takiyo's Mazda, and crept aboard a cargo ship going to America. Arriving safely, I spend several months touring the states finding cheap strip clubs and low price food, but then I run out of money. At this stage, I begin selling myself on the street for sexual favours, although I don't make much money. After being abused by many truckers, I stumble onto a ship bound for Dover, still with the Mazda. I reach the white cliffs and praise Jebus that I made it this far, fire up the Mazda and drive to London. It is at this moment that I realise one simple truth, Japanese cars are more reliable than those made by the cheese eating surrender monkeys. I keep the Mazda, and cherish it, like an infant child. But then I remember, there was a forum! Something about an owners club. I search through my history, sifting through mountains of pornography, and find this website. I login, and see Captain Crayola, Sargeant Ginger, and the gang. And that pretty much leads us to now, if you've read this far then clearly you're as bored as I am.

[Grant]

Thats a fair story. Fair play to you sir!

Does this mean that you are back for good then?

[ginge191]

Again seems legit..

I believe you failed to mention the omnivorous woodlouse

[Toby]

Again seems legit..

I believe you failed to mention the omnivorous woodlouse

Herbert requested that he remain anonymous.

[ginge191]

seriousness; this still around? prefereably an entire engine/gearbox/loom