What if Jay Z was a bird?

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What if Jay Z was a bird?
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306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
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#2
shes another annoying fucker who has a shit voice Undecided
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Quite fit though!
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She would totally get it in the pooper :romance-inlove:
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Dan! Wrote:She would totally get it in the pooper :romance-inlove:


Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!
But totally agree
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#6
Even though Ive just proved its just Jay Z in a dress?
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
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Shes cool, she aint fit though

Jay-Z on the other hand :romance-inlove:
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Dan! Wrote:She would totally get it in the pooper :romance-inlove:

You romantic guy you!
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She's so annoying! Her voice.....eurgh!
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#10
This ^^

Dan, Matt... :naughty:
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#11
Eww people think she is fit? Wtf
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Think everyone has missed the point in this thread entirely!
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
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#13
She isnt that bad!
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Slowed down she dont sound like Jay Z she just sounds like shes mentally disabled.


Her music anoys me but she has a nice set of tits.

I think shed make a much better comedian than a singer cos shes hilarious when shes being interviewed especially when she does her 'london accent' proper FLOL
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You cannot honestly tell me that doesnt sound like Jay Z!
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
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Link to the London accent!
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I hate her, if her song comes up in phils car we literally race to turn it over! Shes annoying! And yes she sounds like a spastic on this I agree with dum dum lol x
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Defiantly Jay-z in drag. Horrible voice, horrible face.
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She looks like she has been egg'd in the eyes.
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stevobeavo Wrote:Defiantly Jay-z in drag. Horrible voice, horrible face.

Thank god someone else hears it! Lol
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
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#21
I hear it but would still destroy her!
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Foxy-jim Wrote:I hear it but would still destroy her!

Like literally? With a baseball bat? In that case, so would I
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#23
No with my c**k!
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Then you sir, are a gay
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vajayjay is vajayjay!
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Foxy-jim Wrote:vajayjay is vajayjay!

Oh yeah, forgot youre from bridgwater lol
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Im not from bridgwater!

North Petherton actually!
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6 of one, half a dozen of the other...
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#29
Oi...we have nothing to do with them!
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No you just have all their skanky off cuts lol
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