bb boys

[CheekyMoo]

A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she accidentaly dropps some BB from the shelf into the batter. She decides that it won't matter and continues to make the cake. Later that day, her sons eat the cake and don't even notice the BBs.

The next day, when the mother is reading a magazine on the couch, one of her sons runs in saying, ''Mom, mom, I pissed out a beebee!''
She says ''That's okay, son. I accidentaly dropped some beebees into the cake batter. You'll be fine.''

Five minutes later, one of the other sons, come running in and he says, ''Mom, mom, I-'' but the mother cuts him off and she says, ''I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. I dropped it into the cake batter, but you'll be fine.''

Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, ''Mom, mom, I-'' and the mother cuts him off and says, ''I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. It's my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you'll be fine.'' But then son says, ''No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"

[Curt]

Oh dear.

[Jake]

*Tumbleweed*

I think you may have misunderstood how the digestive system works...

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[Curt]

I did think this^, but couldn't be bothered to point out the failure of logic.

[CheekyMoo]

the punchline made me laugh... sorry im bored and easily amused

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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?


So you can see the expression on its face!


This one more for you.... this made me laugh too.

[karl1989]

read this earlier on .net.

second one

[Jake]

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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I'm sick of hearing about all of these celebrity paedophiles.

It makes all of us other hard working paedophiles seem insignificant.

[samass]

You know the number one cause of paedophilia in the UK?



Sexy kids.

[Andy]

Paedo jokes.

Seriously? You gays.

[Poodle]

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?


So you can see the expression on its face!

Nooooo, it's so you can cum on it's face as it goes down.

[samass]

Haha yes! Poodle knows

[Matt]

Those damn sexy kids.

[Niall]

I tried to explain to my wife that with anal sex she won't get pregnant.

Particularly as I'm doing it with Graham.

[cwspellowe]

I tried to explain to my wife that with anal sex she won't get pregnant.

Particularly as I'm doing it with Grant.

EFA.

[Niall]

Jealous much?