It's the end of the world....

[samass]

...as we know it, and zombies are taking over!

Right, seeing as the world might end tomorrow, there's a chance that zombies will try and take over, and eat your guts and brains and whatnot.

I've come up with a survival plan.

1. Fit bull bars and a lift kit to the NAD. Along with grills over the windows and bodicca wheels spikes.

2. Raid tesco for tinned food and water and veg. Standard really.

3. Raid B&Q for survival equipment, I'm talking crowbars, hatchets, hoes, chainsaws, hammer drills, nail guns, the lot. Anything that can be used as a weapon. Oh and hammer and nails and wood to fortify the house.

4. Find a nice little place in the country, with access to shotguns.

5. Survive, and then repopulate the earth with non-zombie seed.

What's your guys' plans?

[Poodle]

Watch you do the leg work, ra*e you to death and take your spot.

You asked.

[samass]

Watch you do the leg work, ra*e you to death and take your spot.

You asked.

Hmm... you'll go far I think...

[Jonny81191]

As we discussed, I'm gonna disguise myself and gain their trust. Then kill them all with a scythe or machete. Then come and join in the party in your country hut

[samass]

As we discussed, I'm gonna disguise myself and gain their trust. Then kill them all with a scythe or machete. Then come and join in the party in your country hut

The issue with your plan tho... are you gunna be on stilts? Everyone knows that you have to cut off the head or smash in their brains.

[Jonny81191]

Issue with your plan: Where are the fricking tomatoes?

[samass]

Good point. I'd have to have a f*ck off great big greenhouse in my country retreat.

[Poodle]

Hmm... you'll go far I think...

I'll go all the way...

I'd say don't forget the lube, but nothing is going to help you enjoy this, so may as well give it up as a bad job from the get go.

EDIT: Jonny, zombie policemen can't fly their helicopters, well-known fact. Just pick one of those babies up and switch the infra-red on, job done.

[Andy]

Okay, so Zombies are taking over.

1. I'd start gathering supplies and load them into the closest diesel I could find. (Epic mpg's and torque to push through the inevitable horde of the undead)

2. Get in the car and set my Sat Nav for Dunkeswell near Honiton.

3. I'll get everyone together I really wanted to save without endangering myself and family/freinds.

4. Hoon down all the quiet roads and get there asap!!

5. Once at Dunkeswell I'll get to hangar 4 at the back of the airfield and break in to find a TBM 700 (Plane Porn)

6. I'll be flying my arse out of there and on to the continent just because I can.

7. Land somewhere remote and hold up here.

8. I'll then head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

[Curt]

I'll go all the way...

I'd say don't forget the lube, but nothing is going to help you enjoy this, so may as well give it up as a bad job from the get go.

[samass]

I'll go all the way...

I'd say don't forget the lube, but nothing is going to help you enjoy this, so may as well give it up as a bad job from the get go.

EDIT: Jonny, zombie policemen can't fly their helicopters, well-known fact. Just pick one of those babies up and switch the infra-red on, job done.

how will infra red help? zombies are dead, therefore cold, no?

8. I'll then head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

YES!

[c.gerrard]

I'm going to go find Will Smith He's quite good at saving the world.

[Niall]

clearly no one has thought about this.

1. top up oyster card
2. hop on train to london zoo
3. find a kangaroo and kidnap the bastard
4. breed it with a octopus
5. biologically engineer the octoroo to have guns and lasers on its tentacles controlled via a xbox controller hard wired (none of this battery shit) in its pouch
6. hop in and go kill some zombie shit

[samass]

clearly no one has thought about this.

1. top up oyster card
2. hop on train to london zoo
3. find a kangaroo and kidnap the bastard
4. breed it with a octopus
5. biologically engineer the octoroo to have guns and lasers on its tentacles controlled via a xbox controller hard wired (none of this battery shit) in its pouch
6. hop in and go kill some zombie shit

this isn't a joke thread, serious suggestions only please.

[Niall]

clearly no one has thought about this.

1. top up oyster card
2. hop on train to london zoo
3. find a kangaroo and kidnap the bastard
4. breed it with a octopus
5. biologically engineer the octoroo to have guns and lasers on its tentacles controlled via a xbox controller hard wired (none of this battery shit) in its pouch
6. hop in and go kill some zombie shit

this isn't a joke thread, serious suggestions only please.

oi man i got a C in gcse science so i can do this shit!

[Andy]

8. I'll then head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

YES!
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You know man!

Quote fail!

Mehh

[Jonny81191]

I'm going to go find Will Smith He's quite good at saving the world.

and Jeff Goldblum, he'll be useful. And Nick Frost.

[Poodle]

Heat signature from light set-ups, no? Guessing the zombie drug-dealers won't be turning of their UV lamps, hopefully it'll actually be a vampire apocalypse, then they won't be able to get close enough to turn them off.

[samass]

ahhhhhh now I get you! I like how you think there Alex

[Poodle]

You and me should "chat"...

[Jonny81191]

Oh god not vampires. Imagine all the stupid girls running to them

[Dum-Dum]

If the zombies are only out to eat peoples brains you lot have nothing to worry about.

[Poodle]

I'll do swapsies for miss Knightley any day.

[samass]

You and me should "chat"...

hmm... key pasa? (yeah i dont speak french)

Oh god not vampires. Imagine all the stupid girls running to them

it's fine, vampires aren't real!

[Jonny81191]

If the zombies are only out to eat peoples brains you lot have nothing to worry about.

And you do I suppose? Puh-leease...

[samass]

yeah, what Jonny said! LOLZ

[lolsteve]

I shall breed with the zombie women, learn their ways, gain their trust and in time our differences will become one.

[samass]

I shall breed with the zombie women, learn their ways, gain their trust and in time our differences will become one.

gross. still, wouldn't need lube....

[lolsteve]

Don't now.

Just need a biteable pillow

[Niall]

Don't now.

Just need a biteable pillow

you wouldnt if you stopped letting these zombie birds do you up the arse with sams strap on!