might as well get this off my chest

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might as well get this off my chest
#1
Well seeing as the world is ending tomorrow, ive got a few things id like to say.


a) Ive lied about my sexuality. Im actually straight
b) I dont live for the 306. I secretly own a audi A3
c) your all cocks
d) Samass is a virgin
e) Scott is infact paying kim to pretend to be his girlfriend. In fact hes a complete raving homo who is keeping astroglide in business.

Thought i might as well be honest!
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#2
I would rep you, but as it will be made redundant in a couple of hours I won't bother...
On the 306 waiting list.
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#3
I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*

The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+
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amended just for you scott
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#5
a) bollocks! I'll stop trying to chat you up when drunk then.
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(20-12-2012, 07:38 PM)Niall Wrote: amended just for you scott
Thanks.

He's*...Astroglide*
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Now who's Hitler!?
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(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*

Beat me to it lol
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(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*

The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+

you got a problem with people with dyslexia i take it you ginger lady garden.

yes i can talk to people however i want now seeing as everyone is going to die!
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f*ck the world, right?
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(20-12-2012, 07:42 PM)Niall Wrote:
(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*

The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+

you got a problem with people with dyslexia i take it you ginger lady garden.

yes i can talk to people however i want now seeing as everyone is going to die!

No, just you!

It may be the end of the world tomorrow but you can still get banned (again) the night before lol
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(20-12-2012, 07:50 PM)Scott Wrote:
(20-12-2012, 07:42 PM)Niall Wrote:
(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*

The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+

you got a problem with people with dyslexia i take it you ginger lady garden.

yes i can talk to people however i want now seeing as everyone is going to die!

No, just you!

It may be the end of the world tomorrow but you can still get banned (again) the night before lol

As ive always said, you can ban me on here but i can still come and key words spelt wrong into your car just to piss you off!
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How can you incorrectly spell a drawing of a giant penis with wings?
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(20-12-2012, 08:06 PM)Scott Wrote: How can you incorrectly spell a drawing of a giant penis with wings?

i dont do penis's with wings. Not my style. Ill just cover the car in sentences using your and you're but use them in the wrong context.
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That's me, not niall, that draws flying cocks. It's my trade mark. Copyright 2005.
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(20-12-2012, 08:07 PM)Niall Wrote: i dont do penis's with wings. Not my style. Ill just cover the car in sentences using your and you're but use them in the wrong context.

Probably be the only time you get them round the right way.
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(20-12-2012, 08:26 PM)Curt Wrote:
(20-12-2012, 08:07 PM)Niall Wrote: i dont do penis's with wings. Not my style. Ill just cover the car in sentences using your and you're but use them in the wrong context.

Probably be the only time you get them round the right way.
You really are a cu*t arnt you?
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Aren't *
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Yes... Yes I am.
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Well seeing as we are being honest Iam only actually 18 years old!!!
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Jonny are you doing that thing that women like to do and count backwards once they hit 35? So that would actually make you 52? Yeah that sounds about right.
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You sat there and worked that out?
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Didn't need to, I have one of these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2EA2nA2ar0
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Ginger knob!!!



I been rumbled!!











During the war lol
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(20-12-2012, 07:31 PM)Niall Wrote: d) Samass is a virgin

Bite the pillow...
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(20-12-2012, 09:04 PM)lolsteve Wrote:
(20-12-2012, 07:31 PM)Niall Wrote: d) Samass is a virgin

Bite the pillow...

You're going in dry?
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(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*

The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+

^^ Exactly what I was thinking.

(20-12-2012, 07:39 PM)vlj Wrote: Now who's Hitler!?

You called?

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(20-12-2012, 09:55 PM)SRowell Wrote:
(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*

The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+

^^ Exactly what I was thinking.

f*ck me the grammar police really are out in force tonight.
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(20-12-2012, 10:01 PM)Niall Wrote: F*ck me, the grammar police really are out in force tonight.
And the capital letter and punctuation police too.
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(20-12-2012, 09:51 PM)Andy Wrote:
(20-12-2012, 09:04 PM)lolsteve Wrote:
(20-12-2012, 07:31 PM)Niall Wrote: d) Samass is a virgin

Bite the pillow...

You're going in dry?

Again? god, I'll need a new pillow at this rate....
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