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So I'm currently at a wedding reception.....
#31
(11-08-2012, 08:10 PM)Andy Wrote: Stand up and shout "I LIVE FOR THE 306"

Then see how many people offer to buy you a drink.

This should relieve the boredom for minute or so.

That, sir, earns you a rep point! If i hadnt have left before i read that, i would have given it a go! lmao


(11-08-2012, 08:27 PM)kentiiboii Wrote: I think he's been caught out by mrs!

Not caught out, couldnt post the pic from my phone for some reason, but im home now, so here it is.
Bride is the one in the short dress, she was wearing the full gown earlier, but changed for the disco:

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#32
I'll take on for the men and f*ck then both! But then again I'm single again have gone a whole week without sex. I'd f*ck a dog ATM!
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#33
(11-08-2012, 08:33 PM)kentiiboii Wrote: I'll take on for the men and f*ck then both! But then again I'm single again have gone a whole week without sex. I'd f*ck a dog ATM!

Hahaha omg i was about to say, they'd get it lol!!
#34
Hmm...still nothing special imo....not comapred to my missus anyway! Shes got bigger boobs, a nicer arse, and lacks the irritating laugh. Wink

Although the irritating laugh can be cured with gaffa tape. Rofl
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#35
(11-08-2012, 08:39 PM)WiNgNuTz Wrote: Hmm...still nothing special imo....not comapred to my missus anyway! Shes got bigger boobs, a nicer arse, and lacks the irritating laugh. Wink

Although the irritating laugh can be cured with gaffa tape. Rofl

Pics or it didnt happen Wink haha
#36
(11-08-2012, 08:41 PM)tomw1123 Wrote: Pics or it didnt happen Wink haha

Pics of the missus, or of curing the laugh with gaffa tape? lol
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#37
The mrs haha im not some kind of sicko haha Big Grin
#38
(11-08-2012, 08:52 PM)tomw1123 Wrote: The mrs haha im not some kind of sicko haha Big Grin

Dodgy No comment. Wink

EDIT: I'll just find a decent one.
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#39
hahaha such a lad!
#40
I agree what a lad Big Grin If i could look at pictures of my ex without wanting to cry i would share lol
#41
hahaha take some of people you dont know and post them like wings done lmao
#42
This is my missus with one of my daughters, shows off the chest quite well i think, thats the best ive got tbh.

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#43
i hope you told her how sh*t it was once you got in?
#44
(11-08-2012, 09:28 PM)pud11 Wrote: i hope you told her how sh*t it was once you got in?

I was telling her how shit it was while we were there ffs! Rofl the dj was awful, the food wasn't much better, and I didn't know anyone! lol
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#45
lmao hahaha top notch!! at least she knows not to invite you again now
#46
I'm at a pub getting plastered for a mates birthday if it makes you feel any better?
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#47
To be fair, its not that often we go out to things like this, there is usually at least one or two people i know! At least i got out fairly early anyway, but now i must bid you people good night, as i have some "important business" to attend to in the bedroom! Tongue
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#48
so you'll log back on in about 5mins yea? Rofl
#49
(11-08-2012, 08:39 PM)WiNgNuTz Wrote: Although the irritating laugh can be cured with gaffa tape. Rofl

And other things ninja


But seriously I'd pop a finger or two in there for the giggles
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#50
(11-08-2012, 09:54 PM)lolsteve Wrote:
(11-08-2012, 08:39 PM)WiNgNuTz Wrote: Although the irritating laugh can be cured with gaffa tape. Rofl

And other things ninja


But seriously I'd pop a finger or two in there for the giggles

this is so wrong on many levels but i still laughed
#51
(11-08-2012, 08:33 PM)kentiiboii Wrote: I'll take on for the men and f*ck then both! But then again I'm single again have gone a whole week without sex. I'd f*ck a dog ATM!


cheers tom Big Grin

And a week Kent?
Try 3 although I was offered it but turned it down because I was hungry.

Don't deny a man his food!
#52
This thread is just FULL of LAD win lmao
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#53
(12-08-2012, 09:21 AM)Midnightclub Wrote: This thread is just FULL of LAD win lmao

And to think, I only created it cos I was bored and alone while the missus was nattering with her mates! Big Grin
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#54
I think we need a LAD thread... ninja
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#55
(12-08-2012, 09:36 AM)Midnightclub Wrote: I think we need a LAD thread... ninja

Yes! LAD idea Big Grin

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*Cough* http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-5495-pos...#pid115080 *cough*

ninja lol
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#57
Now I'm sure you have better pics of her...
#58
I have, but not ones that show off her boobies so well..........well, i have, but i'd be single again if i put them on here, and admin would probably remove them. Wink
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#59
Best pm them too me for approval Wink
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#60
(11-08-2012, 09:17 PM)WiNgNuTz Wrote: This is my missus with one of my daughters, shows off the chest quite well i think, thats the best ive got tbh.

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Perfect camera angle there mate Wink
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