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#1
06-08-2012, 02:39 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-19147464

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#2
06-08-2012, 02:44 PM
probably the cheese caught fire!
everyone knows they need to be washed clean first!
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#3
06-08-2012, 03:13 PM
...what can we learn from this? Leave the laundry to a woman.

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#4
06-08-2012, 04:00 PM
(06-08-2012, 03:13 PM)ginge191 Wrote: ...what can we learn from this? Leave the laundry to a woman.

you're welcome!
lol

To be fair, a friend of mine nearly set fire to her kitchen by blowing up a microwave. Can anyone guess what she was trying to microwave?









A potnoodle...











With no water in it lol
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#5
06-08-2012, 04:01 PM
speaking of microwaving shit; getting bored at work once, we microwaved sweetcorn! OHMYGAWD it blows up and makes micro-lighening shiz?!
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#6
06-08-2012, 05:10 PM
On the subject of putting shit in the microwave, little balls of tinfoil are fun, it makes fireworks, just don't do it in your microwave, a whole raw egg has entertaining results too but again, don't do it in your own microwave Tongue
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06-08-2012, 06:07 PM
(06-08-2012, 05:10 PM)mark_airey Wrote: On the subject of putting shit in the microwave, little balls of tinfoil are fun, it makes fireworks, just don't do it in your microwave, a whole raw egg has entertaining results too but again, don't do it in your own microwave Tongue

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06-08-2012, 08:55 PM
I had to go to a call out in Bournemouth once to an alarm activation. Got there to a really apologetic old lady. Just as I was leaving she said could you come and have a look to make sure it's still safe for me to go into my flat. I was shocked. Thought it was a false alarm as fire brigade usually do these checks if there is a fire.
Went into a flat and her microwave had burnt all the wall behind it, all the cupboards and melted slightly. Turned the mains off and opened it to find a metal take away container.
When I told her she couldn't put them in the microwave, she just said "well no one told me that. I've been having a Chinese take away every Friday night for the past 4 years and I always heat up what's left over for lunch every Saturday"
How the f*ck do you not notice the lightning show in your kitchen!! And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....
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#9
06-08-2012, 09:07 PM
I hear hamsters in a microwave are pretty entertaining

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06-08-2012, 09:41 PM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2012, 09:41 PM by Daniel306.)
A CD is a good one to put in it, the other one i like is one of the balls that goes on the christmas tree
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06-08-2012, 11:16 PM
(06-08-2012, 08:55 PM)Niall Wrote: I had to go to a call out in Bournemouth once to an alarm activation. Got there to a really apologetic old lady. Just as I was leaving she said could you come and have a look to make sure it's still safe for me to go into my flat. I was shocked. Thought it was a false alarm as fire brigade usually do these checks if there is a fire.
Went into a flat and her microwave had burnt all the wall behind it, all the cupboards and melted slightly. Turned the mains off and opened it to find a metal take away container.
When I told her she couldn't put them in the microwave, she just said "well no one told me that. I've been having a Chinese take away every Friday night for the past 4 years and I always heat up what's left over for lunch every Saturday"
How the f*ck do you not notice the lightning show in your kitchen!! And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....

Selfish b*tch you save her life. Yet she won't blow you! Bet she had propper gummys as well!
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06-08-2012, 11:20 PM
(06-08-2012, 11:16 PM)kentiiboii Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 08:55 PM)Niall Wrote: I had to go to a call out in Bournemouth once to an alarm activation. Got there to a really apologetic old lady. Just as I was leaving she said could you come and have a look to make sure it's still safe for me to go into my flat. I was shocked. Thought it was a false alarm as fire brigade usually do these checks if there is a fire.
Went into a flat and her microwave had burnt all the wall behind it, all the cupboards and melted slightly. Turned the mains off and opened it to find a metal take away container.
When I told her she couldn't put them in the microwave, she just said "well no one told me that. I've been having a Chinese take away every Friday night for the past 4 years and I always heat up what's left over for lunch every Saturday"
How the f*ck do you not notice the lightning show in your kitchen!! And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....

Selfish b*tch you save her life. Yet she won't blow you! Bet she had propper gummys as well!

lol!
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07-08-2012, 12:59 AM
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#14
07-08-2012, 07:45 AM
(06-08-2012, 08:55 PM)Niall Wrote: And she wouldn't even blow me for helping her....

Wrong, just wrong...Wrong on OH SO MANY levels!!!

The best one is the CD as said!
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