bugger, arse and feck.

[C.A.R.]

So, let me paint the picture.

Me and the mrs are looking for a new place to live and had arranged to view a property on the outskirts of our town for 3:15 on Saturday. Fine.

Leaves the house at about 3pm. Arrive at destination. Or so I think. This place is an urban minefield. It's a mess of dead-ends, tight sideroads and miss-leading house numbers.

Mrs is now screaming in my ear because it's now 3:25 and we're still driving around in circles. Obviously, the layout of housing and the numbering system is, by default, all my responsibility and I should know where the f*ck I'm going.

I go down yet another dead end. This time, instead of reversing eleventy-hundred yards I decided to turn in someones' driveway.

Crunch.

"What was that?"



Bollocks.

On reflection, it was impatience which f*cked it.

Positives?

We've found a place to live, thank god.

And I've already got a replacement bumper being delivered. Can anyone guess what it cost?

[Matt]

Looks pretty shit mate. At a guess £65?

[mark_airey]

So you finally found somewhere to live, you just have to remember how to get back there again now so you don't do this again to the new bumper at least it came off a bit better that the last car you crashed

As for cost, if its a genuine replacement from Ford then probably about £200 or more is my guess!

[Mattcheese31]

it's a Ford it deserves it . . . . .:p