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I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Dum-Dum - 28-10-2012
So f*cking angry with myself, it appears someone has replaced my reversing skill with that of a woman. Im close to crying as I write this.
A combination move of no reversing lights (they haven't worked since I bought the car), an unlit car park, not being able to see out the back window, a bollard shorter than the height of the back of the car and being too busy singing along to the radio has resulted in one written off Bianca GTi6.
Boot floor is well bent, bumper and slam panel are ruined and the tailgate is bent.
Got massive air gaps down the side of the boot and i cant open it now. Think one of the quarter panels is slightly bent too.
Breaking thread going up shortly for the vultures.
Bye Bye GTi
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - StarBenn - 28-10-2012
Ouch. Feel for you.
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Niall - 28-10-2012
Shitting hell you must of been reversing at some rate to do that!
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - MrsMidnight - 28-10-2012
Noooooooooo!!!! Proper gutted for you mate!
mist have been going some speed to do that much damage though?!
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Toms306 - 28-10-2012
Ah shit Chris, that sucks!
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - spike2002 - 28-10-2012
That realy sucks mate
I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Jake - 28-10-2012
Ahh mate
how shit ! Really liked where this was going! So gutted for you
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Scott - 28-10-2012
As said Chris, really gutted for you mate. Feel so bad for you
I'll be over tomorrow evening and will have a proper chat with you then, but I'll be really sad to see this go
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Matt - 28-10-2012
Holy shit! Dum how the actual f*ck! I'm truly gutted mate
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - strictly_perv - 28-10-2012
Shit! Like everyone else, I'm real sorry for you
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - puglove - 28-10-2012
f*ck me mate. Even woman dont do that much damage when parking!
Just get it straightend out on a jig. Will cost a bit, but surly it will be worth it?
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Pompey306mark - 28-10-2012
Another bites the dust under your ownership.
Sorry to hear that mate, better luck next time, bet you felt that when it happened.
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - THE_Liam - 28-10-2012
How f*cking fast were you going?!?! Such a shame though, this was one of my favourite cars on here, gutted for you dude
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Dum-Dum - 28-10-2012
Sorry guys, I know you all love my babies, im such a dick, cant believe I didnt see the bollard. Was only going about 15mph
I had been planning on selling it after Christmas for something substantially faster for reasons that ill explain to people in person but I really wanted to make throttle bodies bwaps for a month or so before she went.
Miss you already my little slag, rust in peace.
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Pompey306mark - 28-10-2012
So what's next then?
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - David - 28-10-2012
i nearly cried when i saw this! looked so nice at the weekend!
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Niall - 28-10-2012
(28-10-2012, 10:43 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Sorry guys, I know you all love my babies, im such a dick, cant believe I didnt see the bollard. Was only going about 15mph
I had been planning on selling it after Christmas for something substantially faster for reasons that ill explain to people in person but I really wanted to make throttle bodies bwaps for a month or so before she went.
Miss you already my little slag, rust in peace.
Why doesn't that surprise me! TBH i always thought if you crashed one of your cars, it would be in a big crash with several other cars. Not like this!
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Jonny81191 - 28-10-2012
Gutted for you mate, it was a properly nice little car
RIP bianca!
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - lewisdmz - 28-10-2012
Nooo wtf! How the hell did you manage that? I can read unlit car park etc but it's not every day you do 15mph+ in reverse...
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Curt - 28-10-2012
Shit mate, that sucks
I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - ash240970 - 28-10-2012
Really gutted for you bud - and I know exactly what it's like reversing into a bollard as I've done it myself with a customers brand new car many moons ago :0
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - C.A.R. - 28-10-2012
Unlike that poor bollard, pretty sure 306oc saw that coming!
Gutted for you bud, she looked dead good too. Now you surely can't mock my crash though? Hehe
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - lewisdmz - 28-10-2012
Also yaaay for sexism.
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Dum-Dum - 28-10-2012
(28-10-2012, 10:51 PM)Niall Wrote: Why doesn't that surprise me! TBH i always thought if you crashed one of your cars, it would be in a big crash with several other cars. Not like this!Yeah id always imagined misjudging a corner on a de-res road on a 3am hoon, up the banking and flying through a trees into a field then being found by the farmer the next morning.
(28-10-2012, 10:58 PM)lewisdmz Wrote: Nooo wtf! How the hell did you manage that? I can read unlit car park etc but it's not every day you do 15mph+ in reverse...
Was reversing between a gap between 2 bollards, hadnt noticed the third bollard in the middle, had one bollard in the ns mirror, one in the os mirror so assumed it was alright to reverse, glad i was having a slow driving day today cos i hit my head hard enough on the back of the seat at 15mph. Think i might not of been concentrating so much as i wasnt going that fast and thats why ive had an issue, if ive got my foot down im alot more observant.
(28-10-2012, 11:05 PM)c.a.r. Wrote: Now you surely can't mock my crash though?Course I can, I can and always will mock you because your a cheesy bell end
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Scott - 28-10-2012
Too soon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsodSKsdRMk
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Dum-Dum - 28-10-2012
(28-10-2012, 11:10 PM)Scott Wrote: Too soon?Never, repped.
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - spike2002 - 28-10-2012
(28-10-2012, 11:10 PM)Scott Wrote: Too soon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsodSKsdRMk
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Scott - 28-10-2012
(28-10-2012, 11:12 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:+1 for taking it like a champQuote:Too soon?Never, repped.
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Matt - 28-10-2012
Youparklikeacunt.com?
RE: I Park Like A Woman!!!!! - Fooby - 28-10-2012
aw mate, thats proper gutting.
No way to jig/pull it out or anything?
I know what you did to your last sedan... no future repeatable scenarios available?