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Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - ash240970 - 18-12-2012
Well if it is someone's mom off here youre about to meet me in half an hour cos I'm on my way over to see you're mom
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - bigcheez2k3 - 18-12-2012
Get in there mate
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Connor - 18-12-2012
Since when were you American..?
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Curt - 18-12-2012
This^^
Also, *your
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Ed Doe - 18-12-2012
I hope she beats the american out of you...
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Niall - 18-12-2012
(18-12-2012, 10:27 PM)Ed Doe Wrote: I hope she beats the american out of you...
you know, im constantly going to purposely mix up your and you're just to piss you off. Cos im just a top bloke like that
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - samass - 18-12-2012
but Niall, you do that anyway, without trying!
(and i mean both piss off Ed and mix up "your" and "you're")
Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - ash240970 - 19-12-2012
I see the spelling and grammar police are out in force again tonight.
Ok, so I made a couple of mistakes whoopie bloody doo!!
I was trying to get ready to go out at the same time as typing the message, which might I add is no easy task when one of your hands is bandaged up.
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Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - kentiiboii - 19-12-2012
Ok so at 10.47 you said you was going over in half a hour...
And at 2am your back on here messaging...
Couldn't of gone that well! You should still be in her bed!!!
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Ed Doe - 19-12-2012
Depends what sort of lady she is Kent... She may have other clientele due.....money on the table and all that.....
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Poodle - 19-12-2012
Or Andy knows his shit - get in, get laid and get out. Got to set a precedent with these things, can't have them expecting cuddles or gay shit like that for the rest of the relationship.
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - cully - 19-12-2012
wham, bam, thankyou mam il wipe it on the rug on the way out
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Matt - 19-12-2012
Back at 2am? Just the once, seriously? Keep going over and over till your dick bleeds.
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Niall - 19-12-2012
(19-12-2012, 08:18 AM)Poodle Wrote: Or Andy knows his shit - get in, get laid and get out. Got to set a precedent with these things, can't have them expecting cuddles or gay shit like that for the rest of the relationship.
Gay shit? I thought what we had was special man.
Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - kentiiboii - 19-12-2012
(19-12-2012, 08:02 AM)Ed Doe Wrote: Depends what sort of lady she is Kent... She may have other clientele due.....money on the table and all that.....
Yes but as matt says get your monies worth! Give her a good going over a few times not just the once
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Niall - 19-12-2012
(19-12-2012, 09:46 AM)kentiiboii Wrote:(19-12-2012, 08:02 AM)Ed Doe Wrote: Depends what sort of lady she is Kent... She may have other clientele due.....money on the table and all that.....
Yes but as matt says get your monies worth! Give her a good going over a few times not just the once
Old age might mean he can't.......
Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - kentiiboii - 19-12-2012
(19-12-2012, 09:48 AM)Niall Wrote:(19-12-2012, 09:46 AM)kentiiboii Wrote:(19-12-2012, 08:02 AM)Ed Doe Wrote: Depends what sort of lady she is Kent... She may have other clientele due.....money on the table and all that.....
Yes but as matt says get your monies worth! Give her a good going over a few times not just the once
Old age might mean he can't.......
Haha!!!!
/thread no more needs to be said! :p
Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - ash240970 - 19-12-2012
Guys - you only need to do it once if you do it properly and all I'll say is a gentleman never tells but..................
SCREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - spike2002 - 19-12-2012
Hahahaha fair play mate pics or GTFO :p
Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - ash240970 - 19-12-2012
(19-12-2012, 01:15 PM)spike2002 Wrote: Hahahaha fair play mate pics or GTFO :p
I never thought about it tbh - mind was elsewhere lol
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Matt - 19-12-2012
Screamer? Don't they all scream when forcing it in?
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - spike2002 - 19-12-2012
So when's the next visit? Lol
Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - ash240970 - 19-12-2012
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?
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You can't jelly your cock down a woman's throat......
Repeat performance soon once I've bought the neighbours ear defenders lol
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - bigcheez2k3 - 19-12-2012
(19-12-2012, 02:55 PM)ash240970 Wrote: What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?
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You can't jelly your cock down a woman's throat......
Repeat performance soon once I've bought the neighbours ear defenders lol
Difference between jam and marmalade?
Can't marmalade my cock up her arse.
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Midnightclub - 19-12-2012
At least one of them gets you marmalaid............. I'll close the door on the way out
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Kimmie - 19-12-2012
I can't un-read this thread
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - Ed Doe - 19-12-2012
(19-12-2012, 04:31 PM)Kimmie Wrote: I can't un-read this thread
+1!!
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - samass - 19-12-2012
yeah, even I'm a little grossed out by this thread. maybe it's all the heterosexual sex.
/inb4samassisgay
/selftroll
RE: Been chatting to a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - silverzx - 20-12-2012
You'd hardly think this is a car enthusiast forum.
Been chasing a woman on Fb for over 12 hrs and....... - ash240970 - 20-12-2012
(20-12-2012, 01:58 PM)silverzx Wrote: You'd hardly think this is a car enthusiast forum.
I'd like to point out that people have been having sex in, on and against cars for years.
Furthermore the automotive industry have been using sexual imagery to promote sales of not only cars but accessories as well.
The porn industry have made that many films about mechanics servicing female clients and the majority of the banter on this site is usually sexually orientated, so based on the above I find your argument irrelevant.
Oh and who changed the thread title? Knob head!