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Re: The secrets thread - MrsMidnight - 05-01-2012
At least he aint shitting on people...
Re: The secrets thread - Poodle - 05-01-2012
pmsl epic!
On a similar theme:
Next time your missus goes to give you a bj, see how many times you can smack her in the face with it before she works out it's not just a reflex.
Only recommended when your pissed and the bj was probably going to go to waste anyway. (I feel i should explain that actually, although you'll probably wish i hadn't - i'm one of those that never has any trouble getting it up no matter what state i'm in, however finishing is a different matter...) With any luck she'll be pissed too and won't remember next time, works for me
Heh heh "How to ruin the moment #1"...
Re: The secrets thread - Flynn - 05-01-2012
I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend
Carrying on with this theme, being 6 foot tall, most sinks are perfectly placed for me to piss into them and then wash my dick afterwards under the tap, so whenever I am out and about I normally go for a piss in the sink and then wash my dick and hands all in one go. I have been known to dry my dick underneath the hand dryer as well.
Re: The secrets thread - Dan! - 05-01-2012
Flynn Wrote:I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend
Hahah, how weird - I always do this aswel, thought I was the only one though!
This one time I went to dry my cock and your mum was dressed up as a hand dryer, and when I put my cock near her she sucked me off and I blew my load over her fat ol' titties.:liar:
Re: The secrets thread - MrsMidnight - 05-01-2012
!!! This is quite epic!
The secrets thread - THE_Liam - 05-01-2012
Dan! Wrote:We need a rep button!Flynn Wrote:I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend
Hahah, how weird - I always do this aswel, thought I was the only one though!
:liar:
Re: The secrets thread - Flynn - 05-01-2012
Dan! Wrote:Flynn Wrote:I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend
Hahah, how weird - I always do this aswel, thought I was the only one though!
:liar:
Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke
:oops: I doubt a 5 foot inbred drawf from Norfolk could even reach the sink with his cock anyhow.
Re: The secrets thread - Dan! - 05-01-2012
Flynn Wrote:Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke
Quite a spelling mistake there mate, time to bust out that incredible intellect again and start typing with your eyes open
Re: The secrets thread - Connor - 05-01-2012
Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
Ive seen dan in person (although he doesnt know it 
) and he isnt anywhere near 5ft tall...
Re: The secrets thread - burnmw - 05-01-2012
Flynn Wrote:Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke
Now that's no way to talk about your mother is it?
Connor Wrote:Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
When you say he isn't anywhere near, how much shorter than 5ft is he?
Re: The secrets thread - Flynn - 05-01-2012
Dan! Wrote:Oh right genius how am I supposed to spell it then? :roll:Flynn Wrote:Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke
Quite a spelling mistake there mate, time to bust out that incredible intellect again and start typing with your eyes open
Connor Wrote:Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
Yes probably more like 3.9 foot tall or something weird.
Re: The secrets thread - burnmw - 05-01-2012
Flynn Wrote:Oh right genius how am I supposed to spell it then? :roll:
Maybe correctly? Dwarf?
Re: The secrets thread - Connor - 05-01-2012
burnmw Wrote:When you say he isn't anywhere near, how much shorter than 5ft is he?
About -1ft... so by my maths that makes him about 6ft...
Re: The secrets thread - Scott - 05-01-2012
Okay now guys enough with the personal abuse.
Re: The secrets thread - Niall - 05-01-2012
Connor Wrote:Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
I thought he was about 8ft tall??
Don't worry Flynn I do the same as you mate. I always wash my cock in your sink after I'm finished. Even use your towel to dry it and wipe of the bits I missed.
Re: The secrets thread - Fooby - 05-01-2012
guys, stop trolling Flynn.
I dont like the fact i have to get involved, I thought you all had common sense.
Have some banter, but dont to OTT for no obvious reason
Re: The secrets thread - Connor - 05-01-2012
He started it *Humffff*
Re: The secrets thread - Fooby - 05-01-2012
no he didnt?
Re: The secrets thread - Connor - 06-01-2012
Originally he did...
Re: The secrets thread - Fooby - 06-01-2012
originally doesnt count over here.
Clean sheets for everyone
The secrets thread - THE_Liam - 06-01-2012
To be fair, he'll get himself banned before long, doesn't need any provocation.
Re: The secrets thread - Dan! - 06-01-2012
I tried giving him a clean sheet when he joined up on here. It didnt last long before his 'clean sheet' looked like rugby players top after a full game, in the middle of winter.