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28-11-2012, 05:36 AM
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Because my fails are of epic proportions I couldn't be arsed on Saturday to shave, or sunday and so on until we come to present day. I decided I was going to shave...Run the water, foam my face up, proceed to unwrap one's razor...Physically couldn't bring myself to shave my beard. It's only a few days old but it is growing really f*cking quick and I am so f*cking proud of it I no longer look like a pre-pubescent boy haha (and I don't get ID'd!).
So my question at this rather ungodly hour as I lay tucked up in my abyss writing poetry and silently contemplating whether teabags can be smoked (No fags and no cash until later!!!) I am also asking myself the question "To stay or not to stay, that is the question" (it helps to imagine a Shakespearian voice at this point) do I shave it or do I keep it, do I attempt to shape it or do I leave it?
On a plus side I am kinda inspired by David Gold's beard in this:
And now my friends you may yourself ponder life and its meaning or you can ask yourself the question: DAFUQ? Really I just sat here and read this?
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Beards make you look like a weirdo. Especially once entrained with food crumbs.
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Beards are cool. keep it.
You may struggle with the ladies though....
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(28-11-2012, 06:32 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote: You may struggle with the ladies though....
That really makes no difference to me, I struggle anyway 
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i've got a serious tache going on for Mo-vember and all i can say is the ladies have been totally digging it . . .17 year old girl offered it me on a plate Fri night . .bearing in mind i'm 34  . . . . . .winning . 
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So you smashed her back doors in didn't you....
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(28-11-2012, 09:24 AM)sean-306 Wrote: So you smashed her back doors in didn't you....
stored it up . . . . . .she was out with her mum and dad lol . . . . thought i'd wait for a better opportunity . .. 
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(28-11-2012, 09:40 AM)sean-306 Wrote: Faillad
lol . .narrr . . . .she says she's coming to see me at my next gig . . . 
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On a slightly bearded related note. I watched the music video and kinda liked it. Reminded me of Five finger death punch/mastodon
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Totally see that 4way!
And one for the spank bank eh cheese!
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just . . . . . . . one for the bank and one for the future
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Keep it. Growing a beard last few months has done me well, got some interest from the ladies
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