Opinions...

[InkedMuttley]

Seriously people...The meds I'm on I have no desire for sex all I want is someone to share my love with and enjoy my life rather than being alone all the time.

[kentiiboii]

Seriously people...The meds I'm on I have no desire for sex all I want is someone to share my love with and enjoy my life rather than being alone all the time.

Dude that's where your going wrong. Get off the meds!
You'll soon be poking your stiff member into the side of her leg ready for round 2!

[spike2002]

f*cking lol at this thread

[InkedMuttley]

Seriously people...The meds I'm on I have no desire for sex all I want is someone to share my love with and enjoy my life rather than being alone all the time.

Dude that's where your going wrong. Get off the meds!
You'll soon be poking your stiff member into the side of her leg ready for round 2!

Can't come off them dude they're anti-psychotics last time I did I ended up getting pepper sprayed!

For those that haven't experienced the miracle that is pepper spray...Do everything you can to avoid it they say it wears off after a little I was still feeling the effects 24 hours later and if it gets on your clothes anybody that approaches you gets the effects which is about the only LOL moment that comes with it.

And I had another fail tonight...Big time, a bird I used to know who I had a bit of a crush on when I first moved up here sat talking to her on facebook was doing one of these "Like for a confession" things...She asked for a personal confession I told her me being me if she wanted a personal one she'd have to inspire me first and got something I really didn't expect from her (she's all sweet and innocent or so I thought!) and I got a nude off of her...my confession "I had a little bit of a crush on you when I first moved up here and still do!" got the message back "You lady garden...I always had a f*cking crush on you did you not get my hints? Every time I saw you I was wishing that you'd have the bollocks to grab me, thrust me up against a wall and use me!!!"

Women need to start using a universal language to say they're interested, if you want us just show us your f*cking clunge if not jog on.

[ash240970]

It's not a total fail if you saved the nude to your w4nk bank lol but its probably also what Naomi is waiting for so man up and reduce your tablets for a couple of days and fcuk her silly till she walks like John Wayne

[declantg]

Just ram her, right in the bum hole

[kentiiboii]

There you go dude. People do want you! You just need the courage to do something. The tablets can't be helping go meet the girl on Facebook and see how that goes don't be a whimp. What seriously have you got to loose. Specially with Naomi you try it and she rejects you then you know it isn't going anywhere sp you can move on... If she does go for it then your on a win. But either way you'll be happier knowing you've tried and no matter the outcome you may be upset a little at first but you can move on quickly .

All else fails you can listen to dec!

The only fail I see in this thread is that you have a nude pic and you still havnt posted it.

[InkedMuttley]

I dunno whether I've just been friendzoned or whether she's telling me that we are an item...Basically I have just done one of these numbers things on facebook...

NO CHEATING, set this as your status and see what number people inbox you.

#1-second chance
#2-you are cute
#3-can i kiss you
#4-better friendship
#5-chill with me
#6-long term relationship
#7-your just a close friend
#8-a hug
#9-i like you
#10-i have a crush on you
#11-your my babe
#12-i have feelings for you
#13-i want you
#14-your number please
#15-text me
#16-ill date you
#17-your nice
#18-your funny
#19-your hot
#20-best friend
#21-smoke please

She's just completely done it all:

Well we're already in a long term relationship due to us being Double Trouble and practically a married couple.

You're also my best friend.

You're nice

You're funny

You're smokin' hot when you burp

I want you when you're covered in Dark Temptation

SQUIDGE!

We chill anyway

You're a close friend

I have your number

We'll never need a second chance. Our love is totally permanent!

You're my babe, ha! Bitch more like .. You're my partner in crime!

I like you .. obviously ... duh

DA FUK!!!

[spike2002]

Just mtfu and tell her you want to bang her if she says no you haven't lost nuffin
If she says yes then fire away :p

[cwspellowe]

Hate to say it dude but that to me says you're looking more and more friend-zoned by the minute...

[Toms306]

Is it really worth all the effort??

[Niall]

yup agree with the scot. you need to get in there and get your point across before she thinks that your not interested and friend-zones you.
I reckon she is either interested and rubbing it in your face or is a massive cock tease. see what happens mate! Offer to take her out for dinner one eve this week and chat to her. if shes not interested, leave her to pay the bill.

[kentiiboii]

Agree with Niall. Shes either rubbing it in your face that she's interested which if so you need to act fast before you seriously friend zoned.
Or she's just a lady garden and playing on the fact that she knows.

[InkedMuttley]

Agree with Niall. Shes either rubbing it in your face that she's interested which if so you need to act fast before you seriously friend zoned.
Or she's just a lady garden and playing on the fact that she knows.

God I hate it when you're all f*cking right haha. I need to man the f*ck up and get a shift on don't I!

Well I am seeing her tomorrow and she has left the door open for me in my eyes with her saying that we're already in a long term relationship then I can just turn around to her tomorrow face to face and say "Well if we're in a long term relationship already, when can we move to the next level?" if she says that she didn't mean it in that way then I can be brutally honest with her and tell her to feck off.

[Oil-burner]

Rofl Why haven't I seen this thread?

[kentiiboii]

Rofl Why haven't I seen this thread?

Cos only amazing people post in this thread. You've just killed it.

[Oil-burner]

Haha sorry team

[spike2002]

Agree with Niall. Shes either rubbing it in your face that she's interested which if so you need to act fast before you seriously friend zoned.
Or she's just a lady garden and playing on the fact that she knows.

God I hate it when you're all f*cking right haha. I need to man the f*ck up and get a shift on don't I!

Well I am seeing her tomorrow and she has left the door open for me in my eyes with her saying that we're already in a long term relationship then I can just turn around to her tomorrow face to face and say "Well if we're in a long term relationship already, when can we move to the next level?" if she says that she didn't mean it in that way then I can be brutally honest with her and tell her to feck off.

Good lad hope it goes well mate. let us know how you get on

[InkedMuttley]

Good lad hope it goes well mate. let us know how you get on

Cheers peeps hopefully all goes well if not well then I'll just have to find someone to rattle before earth implodes!

[samass]

just do the naked guy on the couch routine, that'll send the right message

[kentiiboii]

All else fails.... Remember it's not ra*e if you shout surprise first!

[InkedMuttley]

All else fails.... Remember it's not ra*e if you shout surprise first!

ROFLMAO!!!

Oh you fucker you stole my favourite saying!

Best one was a few months ago though at a mate's (female, I don't usually get on with blokes so have shitloads of female friends!) every fucker absolutely wasted my mate yawned...It was an invitation for a surprise blowjob but she could of pulled away but nope!

[kentiiboii]

All else fails.... Remember it's not ra*e if you shout surprise first!

ROFLMAO!!!

Oh you fucker you stole my favourite saying!

Best one was a few months ago though at a mate's (female, I don't usually get on with blokes so have shitloads of female friends!) every fucker absolutely wasted my mate yawned...It was an invitation for a surprise blowjob but she could of pulled away but nope!

There you go then dude next time she yawns just slap ya cock in her gob!!! :p.

But serious dude putting the ladness aside grow some balls and just go for it as its better to know now then keep being strung along. Yeah you may loose a friend but if she is stringing you a long then she's not much of a good friend.

[InkedMuttley]

But serious dude putting the ladness aside grow some balls and just go for it as its better to know now then keep being strung along. Yeah you may loose a friend but if she is stringing you a long then she's not much of a good friend.

This is very true...Really not liking the fact that you all seem to be wise now

[Niall]

Look forward to seeing the outcome of this tomorrow!

[kentiiboii]

We can have such a good laugh!! But one another is in need... We usually make it worse. But this is a rare time

[InkedMuttley]

We can have such a good laugh!! But one another is in need... We usually make it worse. But this is a rare time

Yes you do usually make it worse...If I remember it rightly I think when I threw a rod one of you came up with the rather witty remark "I've still got 4!"

[kentiiboii]

Haha!!! That sounds like Samass? Did he involve anal or penis in the same sentence?

[InkedMuttley]

Haha!!! That sounds like Samass? Did he involve anal or penis in the same sentence?

Possible...I don't remember it all too well simply because within a 4 week time frame I had destroyed my car, lost my home, family had disowned me because my dad is a lady garden (and now has an injunction against me, my bad!) and to make matters worse I also lost my paid job...So what little money I did have I used my superpowers and turned paper into Jack Daniel's old No 7!

Needless to say there's a month of my life I really don't remember much of!!!

[cwspellowe]

Listen fella, I was in the same position as you about 8 years ago, slept in the same bed as her and everything but was too chicken shit to do anything. You know what happened? She invited me out for coffee one day and told me she started seeing someone. It was like a break up that wasn't a break up as we weren't actually together.

I'm prepared to put a quid on your lass doing the same to you, enjoying the companionship until a better offer comes along. Nail her and seal the deal, or call it off and keep your distance. It will only f*ck you up further down the line if you don't commit one way or the other.