15-09-2012, 06:47 PM
Or was I right? (cos I'm never wrong...)
Warning, this is a bit long...(but worth it) (probably)
Servicing the car today, so the Father In Law decides he'll lend me his oil pan, unfortunately this also meant he wanted to help, he is a mechanic by trade.
I'm very - VERY - meticulous when it comes to working on my cars; everything is genuine, everything is 'right' and everything is torqued up or greased up as it should be. It's like my very own OCD.
So when I see him draining my oil via the dipstick tube I get worried.
Meanwhile I'm jacking the car up, as you do.
"What are you doing that for?" he asks
"I need to drain the sump and replace the crush washer" I replied..
"No need mate, stop messing about. This is why they invented these things" [pointing to his oil suction contraption]
Hmmm. But surely there will be contaminated oil still in there? I daren't ask. The standard reply is always 'I know what I'm doing mate, don't question me!'
OK.
So I pop in to make a brew as I'm parched. Somewhere in-between asking him how many sugars he wants he's filled the oil up already.
All of it. All 5 liters of it.
Not happy.
"Where's the left over oil?" I ask him, a little worried..
"I chucked it all in mate, won't do any harm to have a bit extra"
"But it only needs 4.5"
"Well it fit"
He then proceeded to show me the dipstick, sure enough, over-reading by about 5mm over max.
"I do 'em all like that mate, it's good for them" He says.
Again, I daren't question his experience.
Later, when he had finished (pissing me off that is) and he had gone home, I sat with my phone desperately reading up whether it would cause me a headache.
'engine lock' 'oil seals' and 'ran on it's own oil'
I'd read enough.
Before running out of daylight I decided to nip outside, in a last-ditch attempt at draining some oil off.
Jack the car up, get under there (thank god I had a 22mm socket) and grabbed a clean bucket. This is the state of the oil that came out. It was brand fricken' new just 2 hours earlier -
![[Image: 4A2DE6CA-3CC1-4039-AC49-1AF9371DE2B8-299...CBFB1F.jpg]](http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/chris_rx71/4A2DE6CA-3CC1-4039-AC49-1AF9371DE2B8-2990-000004544ECBFB1F.jpg)
WHAT THE JUDDERING F*CK?
It's jet-black?!
It should be golden-brown, like Lyons Syrup only runnier.
It ain't.
This is the amount I ended up draining off -
![[Image: 698DAEA0-E0E5-40D7-93E3-180A1101EEBE-299...37068A.jpg]](http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/chris_rx71/698DAEA0-E0E5-40D7-93E3-180A1101EEBE-2990-000004545937068A.jpg)
Just over half a liter.
The dipstick still reads slightly over, but I haven't cranked the car over yet since doing it.
Here's the last reading -
![[Image: 9B2FBDF9-663D-4CCA-AF50-62B500459EE3-299...067DB7.jpg]](http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/chris_rx71/9B2FBDF9-663D-4CCA-AF50-62B500459EE3-2990-000004545F067DB7.jpg)
So
Was I right to be concerned, or would 500ml have done no harm?
Warning, this is a bit long...(but worth it) (probably)
Servicing the car today, so the Father In Law decides he'll lend me his oil pan, unfortunately this also meant he wanted to help, he is a mechanic by trade.
I'm very - VERY - meticulous when it comes to working on my cars; everything is genuine, everything is 'right' and everything is torqued up or greased up as it should be. It's like my very own OCD.
So when I see him draining my oil via the dipstick tube I get worried.
Meanwhile I'm jacking the car up, as you do.
"What are you doing that for?" he asks
"I need to drain the sump and replace the crush washer" I replied..
"No need mate, stop messing about. This is why they invented these things" [pointing to his oil suction contraption]
Hmmm. But surely there will be contaminated oil still in there? I daren't ask. The standard reply is always 'I know what I'm doing mate, don't question me!'
OK.
So I pop in to make a brew as I'm parched. Somewhere in-between asking him how many sugars he wants he's filled the oil up already.
All of it. All 5 liters of it.
Not happy.
"Where's the left over oil?" I ask him, a little worried..
"I chucked it all in mate, won't do any harm to have a bit extra"
"But it only needs 4.5"
"Well it fit"
He then proceeded to show me the dipstick, sure enough, over-reading by about 5mm over max.
"I do 'em all like that mate, it's good for them" He says.
Again, I daren't question his experience.
Later, when he had finished (pissing me off that is) and he had gone home, I sat with my phone desperately reading up whether it would cause me a headache.
'engine lock' 'oil seals' and 'ran on it's own oil'
I'd read enough.
Before running out of daylight I decided to nip outside, in a last-ditch attempt at draining some oil off.
Jack the car up, get under there (thank god I had a 22mm socket) and grabbed a clean bucket. This is the state of the oil that came out. It was brand fricken' new just 2 hours earlier -
![[Image: 4A2DE6CA-3CC1-4039-AC49-1AF9371DE2B8-299...CBFB1F.jpg]](http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/chris_rx71/4A2DE6CA-3CC1-4039-AC49-1AF9371DE2B8-2990-000004544ECBFB1F.jpg)
WHAT THE JUDDERING F*CK?
It's jet-black?!
It should be golden-brown, like Lyons Syrup only runnier.
It ain't.
This is the amount I ended up draining off -
![[Image: 698DAEA0-E0E5-40D7-93E3-180A1101EEBE-299...37068A.jpg]](http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/chris_rx71/698DAEA0-E0E5-40D7-93E3-180A1101EEBE-2990-000004545937068A.jpg)
Just over half a liter.
The dipstick still reads slightly over, but I haven't cranked the car over yet since doing it.
Here's the last reading -
![[Image: 9B2FBDF9-663D-4CCA-AF50-62B500459EE3-299...067DB7.jpg]](http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/chris_rx71/9B2FBDF9-663D-4CCA-AF50-62B500459EE3-2990-000004545F067DB7.jpg)
So
Was I right to be concerned, or would 500ml have done no harm?
Disclaimer: The above is not to be taken to heart and is probably a joke, grow up you big girl.
![[Image: Sig500x130.png]](http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/chris_rx71/Sig500x130.png)
![[Image: Sig500x130.png]](http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/chris_rx71/Sig500x130.png)