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Help - Car tried to paint itself black...........
#31
Bad times lads Sad

How the HELL did you get it down dans drive? fook!
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#32
JJ0063 Wrote:Bad times lads Sad

How the HELL did you get it down dans drive? fook!

There is a video of that, I'll upload it in a bit!
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#33
With a hell of alot of scrapping lol still got to get it out of there tomorrow
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Dan! Wrote:
Toms306 Wrote:Was he doing 70 in reverse at the time? How the hell did it all go upwards lol?? 0_o

But yeah, I wouldn't like to be cleaning that up!

lol Doh

Have you ever seen how smoke comes out the back of a car/exhaust at high speed? Because of the vacuum created behind the car the smoke/oil always blows up the back of the car.

And my sister cleaned it off, for £3 lol

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Lol, yeah I know smoke goes upwards (hence the underside of my spoiler an number plate lights getting coaled lol) but I didn't realise the heavier oil would do the same! :o Also your sisters cheap then, mine wanted a fiver just to hoover the mess out of my car last week.......obviously I did it mysef instead lol!

Also that turbo looks pretty well f*cked, how does the nut just just fall off? Confusedhock:
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HOLY SHIT!.. Your sister washes your car for £3! Thats cheaper that the borat people around my area!
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Jacko Wrote:HOLY SHIT!.. Your sister washes your car for £3! Thats cheaper that the borat people around my area!

This. Bring her to the next big meet Rofl
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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Toms306 Wrote:Lol, yeah I know smoke goes upwards (hence the underside of my spoiler an number plate lights getting coaled lol) but I didn't realise the heavier oil would do the same! :o Also your sisters cheap then, mine wanted a fiver just to hoover the mess out of my car last week.......obviously I did it mysef instead lol!

Also that turbo looks pretty well f*cked, how does the nut just just fall off? Confusedhock:

Well now you know that it will, that's why all the water and crap off the road ends up on your rear window..........

As for the nut coming off, you will find, that if you actually read the entire thread, that Ruan has already answered this question Wink
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mark_airey Wrote:
Toms306 Wrote:Lol, yeah I know smoke goes upwards (hence the underside of my spoiler an number plate lights getting coaled lol) but I didn't realise the heavier oil would do the same! :o Also your sisters cheap then, mine wanted a fiver just to hoover the mess out of my car last week.......obviously I did it mysef instead lol!

Also that turbo looks pretty well f*cked, how does the nut just just fall off? Confusedhock:

Well now you know that it will, that's why all the water and crap off the road ends up on your rear window..........

As for the nut coming off, you will find, that if you actually read the entire thread, that Ruan has already answered this question Wink

I thought all that shit on the rear window was from the wheels flicking it up lol......didn't realise it was due to a vacuum or whatever.

And maybe he has but evidently I missed it............I find this forum as hard to read as mkivs for some reason...............hence the post count! :p
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How the f*cking do the wheels flick anything up onto the back window? O.o
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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As Connor said really Tom, especially when your driving away from anything flicked anywhere anyway..........

As for being hard to read? I have no problem with it and you not posting much about your golf on a 306 forum can only be a good thing Tongue
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mark_airey Wrote:you not posting much about your golf on a 306 forum can ply be a good thing Tongue

This lol
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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General lolz at this thread.

Tom, what's hard to read about it mate? Just wondering as we haven't personally tested it on all operating systems and browsers so it may look fine to us but not to others. I know I've got a screenshot from someone else where the colours look way different to what they should be.
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Scott Wrote:General lolz at this thread.

Tom, what's hard to read about it mate? Just wondering as we haven't personally tested it on all operating systems and browsers so it may look fine to us but not to others. I know I've got a screenshot from someone else where the colours look way different to what they should be.

I have tried most browsers and platforms as you know Scott and I haven't had any noticeable problems at all tbh..............I would have said if I had Smile
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#44
Text isn't actually black IIRC...

I do find it harder to read than other forums, I'll admit.
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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Just got in and cleaned up after fitting the new turbo! Seems to be fine, blowing a chronic amount of blue smoke though, and oil is dripping out of the exhaust system like crazy lol Asked Mowle to ring me when he's home and report on its general running/any problems etc, fingers crossed its okay! Set the new turbo to about 20-ish psi so hopefully that wont blow anytime soon!

So yeah, all fixded Big Grin

And f*ck your couches about my name/title thing!
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How do you get a title on here aha!
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declantg Wrote:How do you get a title on here aha!

by killing a few dturbos in one week ninja
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#49
Not 20 psi now more like 4 psi Angry
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Blew a boost pipe...
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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#51
That sucks Sad What turbo's it running now?
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Connor Wrote:Blew a boost pipe...

Yeah exactly what I thought, will investigate tomorrow probably.
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fixed it. was just a pipe that blow off but its gone and on it again when i hit 24 psi :/ new pipes for the turbo i think tomorrow Sad
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Mowle5677 Wrote:fixed it. was just a pipe that blow off but its gone and on it again when i hit 24 psi :/ new pipes for the turbo i think tomorrow Sad

Or maybe turn the bloody boost down a bit.........
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na the boost is fine. the pipes look abit worse for wear anyway
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mark_airey Wrote:
Mowle5677 Wrote:fixed it. was just a pipe that blow off but its gone and on it again when i hit 24 psi :/ new pipes for the turbo i think tomorrow Sad

Or maybe turn the bloody boost down a bit.........

That's a bit of a defeatist attitude, where's the fun in that?! Big Grin tbf its the way the fmic pipes are routed and the angle of the pipe which makes it keep blowing, new bit of silicone pipe in the right diameter/angle should sort it out.
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i think we should do all the piping properly maybe a smaller fm?
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As long as you bead the pipes and have the correct sizes/angles and use decent clips then it should be sweet
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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If youv got money to blow then go for it, just replace all the rubber pipes with silicones and put some stainless steel tubing in where the rusty pipes and plastic ones are. Would tidy the bay up nicely. And I like your fmic, personal preference though, if you don't want it it'd sell fairly easily because its a nice big twin pass one.
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are you working tomorrow buddy? if not do you want to come with me and get the bits? if it would sell easy then i think i would keep it Tongue but i really hope the grill will fit with the front mount.
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