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What the f*ck do I do?
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#1
07-05-2013, 04:28 PM
In Torquay training for 3days, hotel is paid for, food is paid for, stupidly didn't bring my bank card,


My socks are already filled so having a wank is out of the question, Internet signal is wank
Tv is shit

I'm bored as
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#2
07-05-2013, 04:32 PM
hahaha!!! Shoulda thought about that before giving your citizenship away!
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#3
07-05-2013, 04:32 PM
What bank you with?

Walk into the local branch with id and try and get cash.
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#4
07-05-2013, 04:33 PM
Make a fort and throw gummy bears at the hotel staff?
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07-05-2013, 04:34 PM
get unbelievably drunk!
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#6
07-05-2013, 04:37 PM
Dont go spraying shaving foam on other hotel users doors. 3 lads at my work got kicked out of a premier inn for that.....during their new starter induction lol
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#7
07-05-2013, 04:42 PM
Sit down shut up and don't bore us with your boredom Tongue

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#8
07-05-2013, 04:48 PM
Hmmm maybe I brought my I'd with me, can't actually remember!

Might go find room 306 and ask to swap.... Haha
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#9
07-05-2013, 05:19 PM
Is the beer paid for? If so go start running up a bar tab and find yourself some trannies.
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#10
07-05-2013, 05:52 PM
Get out of Devon you nonce!
we dont want you here

unless you brought the rallye to give to me
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#11
07-05-2013, 05:57 PM
£20 a night, but that covers food and drink and tea etc,


And I'm not drinking any more. It never turns out well and I always end up getting into a fight/argument/sick on my door sills

I'm old and cba haha
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07-05-2013, 06:02 PM (This post was last modified: 07-05-2013, 06:02 PM by cully.)
ritzy's nightclub across the harbour whistle
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07-05-2013, 06:03 PM
(07-05-2013, 06:02 PM)cully Wrote: ritzy's nightclub across the harbour whistle

This lmao
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07-05-2013, 06:51 PM
Fuuuuuuu cully! Now come take me for a spin in the '6
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07-05-2013, 06:56 PM
Im in torquay this weekend... Is there gonna be a trail of Matt destruction left behind?
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07-05-2013, 07:00 PM
Most probably, vomit, conrods and veg oil
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07-05-2013, 07:05 PM
Get a hooker or 3 lol
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07-05-2013, 07:18 PM
(07-05-2013, 07:05 PM)Jonny b Wrote: Get a hooker or 3 lol

Just make sure its not a tranny


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07-05-2013, 07:26 PM
(07-05-2013, 07:18 PM)puglove Wrote:
(07-05-2013, 07:05 PM)Jonny b Wrote: Get a hooker or 3 lol

Just make sure its a tranny


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#20
07-05-2013, 08:31 PM
You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.

Worked for me Saturday night.
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07-05-2013, 08:33 PM
(07-05-2013, 08:31 PM)kingy Wrote: You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.

Worked for me Saturday night.

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07-05-2013, 08:36 PM
(07-05-2013, 08:33 PM)Niall Wrote:
(07-05-2013, 08:31 PM)kingy Wrote: You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.

Worked for me Saturday night.

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#23
08-05-2013, 06:26 AM
Why is running out of socks a problem? Just do it out the window.
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08-05-2013, 06:31 AM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2013, 06:34 AM by Just Sean.)
reminds of that ricky gervais routine with the pamphlet on HIV

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