To the fuckwit(s)

[vlj]

That not only egged, but poured what looks like chocolate milkshake (don't worry it's not shit!) all over my car, left the remains of their McDonald's mashed up in the scuttle panel and wheels - but also let down all of my tyres just for good measure.

Thank you, thank you so much. I hope you die of bad AIDs.

/rant over

[declantg]

What the actual f*ck man, that's bullshit

[Matt]

In seriousness, that's just cuntish

[Kimmie]

What the hell?

[Poodle]

Wohah that's harsh!

[vlj]

I'm fairly sure I know who did it.. I went out to chi for drinks last night and left the car there. But on the way over, a china DT pulled out in front of me from the roundabout then kept slamming his brakes on,crawling at 5mph in a 60 etc clearly trying to annoy me/intimidate me, kept coaling me etc.. Couldn't get past him then once we got to the dual carriageway I attempted to overtake but he blocked me off... Eventually got round him and tore off, but had to slow down again straight away for traffic.
he followed me all the way to the multi storey car park I went into, but didn't come in...

I've seen the car around a lot before, absolute dickhead that drives it, has an orange light slapped on the top and a 'no smoke no poke sticker'

[ozonehostile]

and youve never had any issues with that car before? he just randomly started to do it last night?

[puglove]

you hope they get bad aids.......,,...what apposed to GOOD aids ???

[vlj]

and youve never had any issues with that car before? he just randomly started to do it last night?

I've passed the car quite a few times on that same dual carriageway opening but never paid much attention to him, not like I was racing him before

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you hope they get bad aids.......,,...what apposed to GOOD aids ???

You need to watch this

http://youtu.be/f3xUjw2BCYE

[Midnightclub]

Good ol' Brasseye

[Dicky]

I'm fairly sure I know who did it.. I went out to chi for drinks last night and left the car there. But on the way over, a china DT pulled out in front of me from the roundabout then kept slamming his brakes on,crawling at 5mph in a 60 etc clearly trying to annoy me/intimidate me, kept coaling me etc.. Couldn't get past him then once we got to the dual carriageway I attempted to overtake but he blocked me off... Eventually got round him and tore off, but had to slow down again straight away for traffic.
he followed me all the way to the multi storey car park I went into, but didn't come in...

I've seen the car around a lot before, absolute dickhead that drives it, has an orange light slapped on the top and a 'no smoke no poke sticker'

Seriously if he was doing that to me I'd have pulled him out and punched his face in..

[Kimmie]

306oc convoy? There's enough of us in the area. If he thinks he's so hard in his DT he wants to try it with all of us.....

[Jenkosowls]

Hate the no smoke no poke stickered cars to me just shouts dick head alert!

Trouble is the Dts are still a fairly cheap car to insure and easy to mod so to many young arseholes buying them now thinking "iv got a turbo brrrrappppp"

[306Puggy]

I must admit I hate the way 306DTs have become more popular. Those stickers are so lame and give 306s a bad repuation.

[vlj]

Wasn't even well tuned, left him absolutely standing when I could finally get past him.. Dick. But yeah 306s are becoming more popular round here and it seems to be mostly absolute knobs driving them

[ozonehostile]

Driving like that will no doubt end up In a huge crash, further ruining the reputation of the dt and adding more insurance statistics.

Absolute scrote

[Arron]

Sounds like he wanted to play, got left wounded in front of his passengers so got his payback

Bellend

[Niall]

What a cock. Dont understand why people feel the need to damage other peoples property! Reputation however thats another thing! lol

[puglove]

and youve never had any issues with that car before? he just randomly started to do it last night?

I've passed the car quite a few times on that same dual carriageway opening but never paid much attention to him, not like I was racing him before

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you hope they get bad aids.......,,...what apposed to GOOD aids ???

You need to watch this

http://youtu.be/f3xUjw2BCYE

just

[Toms306]

What a waste of food............oh wait, you said mcd's so not really food then!


Is annoying though, a couple of years ago I had someone making a mess of my car on friday nights........baked beans, biscuits and then a whole bag of flour on the windscreen, really isn't as funny as people seem to think. But letting down tyres really is taking the piss.


As for slowing down and braking infront of you, I just get closer and closer when people that....until the oppertunity arises to overtake (always seems to be slow cars as well as they cant keep up...even with a shitty old HDi estate with no exhaust), then slam on the brakes just after...the faces in the rearview mirror are priceless....I doubt they could even comprehend how many shits I didnt give about that car. People driving like dicks irritate me so much that I will return the favour to them. Sucks having a nicer car now lol.

[Niall]

Find it funny that tom is happy to piss people off when they drive like dicks but what if they get out to have a go at the next set of lights? Lol

[lolsteve]

Had some lil pricks throw at egg at friends car once, we pulled over pretty sharpish and chased them through an estate. Lost them though sadly, would have loved to have dragged them back to their parents place by their ears

[Toms306]

Find it funny that tom is happy to piss people off when they drive like dicks but what if they get out to have a go at the next set of lights? Lol

Lights? This is the countryside!

But yeah I do worry about that........spur of the moment thing though as it winds me up so much, worry about it afterwards though lol.

Plus it's not big scary black blokes anyway....have you seen the kind of the people that do it? It's skinny, greasy, 17 year olds in saxos/106s/306s lol, not hard to outrun tbh! Plus I've got a f*cking big breaker bar in the car.

The other ones Ive noticed enjoy slowing down and braking are old people, obviously not wanting to race, but I assume to reduce the tailgating when they're doing 25mph in a 60....f*ck that, slowing down just means I get closer....

Yes I am a lady garden on the road...... I annoy myself most of the time........hence adopting a new relaxed driving style in the Vec, the 306 made me do it...honest!

[Niall]

Find it funny that tom is happy to piss people off when they drive like dicks but what if they get out to have a go at the next set of lights? Lol

Lights? This is the countryside!

But yeah I do worry about that........spur of the moment thing though as it winds me up so much, worry about it afterwards though lol.

Plus it's not big scary black blokes anyway....have you seen the kind of the people that do it? It's skinny, greasy, 17 year olds in saxos/106s/306s lol, not hard to outrun tbh! Plus I've got a f*cking big breaker bar in the car.

The other ones Ive noticed enjoy slowing down and braking are old people, obviously not wanting to race, but I assume to reduce the tailgating when they're doing 25mph in a 60....f*ck that, slowing down just means I get closer....

Yes I am a lady garden on the road...... I annoy myself most of the time........hence adopting a new relaxed driving style in the Vec, the 306 made me do it...honest!

Alright Rowell!!!

[Arron]

Tom i highly doubt the folk that drive saxo's/106's/306's that are enthusiasts and actually cherish them would waste their fuel on taunting someone who looks like they've borrowed their grandads pension fetcher

[Toms306]

This was when I had the 306 lol, there seems to be a little more respect for the Vec (people must think I'm an undercover cop lol).

Plus they aren't enthusiasts these days though, those cars are so cheap nowadays every 17 year old gets one as soon as they pass thier test...and lets face it they're nearly all a bit battered and bruised now so they really don't care about the cars, more so the fact you can make a 1.4 hit 100mph if you keep your foot planted downhill for long enough, or if they have a DT the fact they can make a lot of smoke without any increase in speed...smoke really doesn't mean poke. Thats part of the reason I've gone off 306s is the 'new' crowd that seems to own them and give them thier bad rep. This forum is such a small percentage of the thousands of 306s around....and literally all the ones I see round here have been ruined either as a chav horse, or a workhorse...but you've gotta expect that with any cheap car I guess.

[ozonehostile]

I really miss the exclusivity of driving a lotus tbh, the new crowd of 306 owners are really putting me off tbh. At least I can be proud of the fact that mine are really well looked after and as far removed from the average Chav wagon as possible.

That's the point of this forum really I guess

[Arron]

That crowd has always been there and to be honest it could be an old fiesta/astra/punto but yea, the 1.9 d-turbo is the fave as its cheap to buy, a good all rounder and nothing really beats it bang for buck, but you cant tar everyone with the same brush. If you drive a 306 and your young and its got a forum sticker on or its obviously been fettled with your going to attract owners of the same car

Around here younger folk like their corsa's on finance, eco flex-special edition!!

Ive never had any of this happen to me and i live in bradford. Saying that if it was a personal thing they would just lob a brick at the windscreen, however this just sounds like petty youts.. were not petty up norf!!!

[Niall]

As arron said, having a modified car with a OC sticker attracts attention. And in my case a stupidly loud exhaust lol. Problem is, i attract idiots in 1.2 corsas or fiesta zetecS' lol

[Dum-Dum]

Dude that sucks donkey dick. Hopefully someone will stick his car on its roof one day.

BrassEye is so much win.