The Random Chat/Insomnia/Procrastination Thread

[Niall]

dude scott, your post sounds like an advert for senokot

Have you realised that on the senokot ad, they say you will have relief BY morning instead of in the morning? To me, that sounds like you are going to be running to the bog with a sweat on with your thumb blocking the oxo tower at silly o clock where as the ad makes it seem like you will wake up at your normal time nice and happy then have a casual walk to the toilet to dump your load

Con artists.