You Know Your Car Is Low When...

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You Know Your Car Is Low When...
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...you need to drive up a curb to give you enough height to change a foglight bulb.
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You swerve around cats eyes
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When there's a trail of sparks following where ever you go
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Wen it takes 30minz 2 get off your driveway!!
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When you have to know a specific "route" (swerving) along back roads to avoid bottoming out Big Grin
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When you can't drive up a kerb to try and get enough height to change a fog light bulb..
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When you can't have too many passengers or you'll scrape the bumps.
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#8
When traffic police cant get at your front tyres to test the tread depth

When you cant drive over a red bull can rolling on its side on the road without pushing it for a mile with your splitter.

When you cant parallel park with your door to the kerb otherwise you cant open it
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#9
When your driver side rear wheel arch is scraping.

When you need two jacks to jack up a car, or a strong dude to lift it up!

I still havent fixed that.
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#10
When it rides lower than my nans nipples.
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When your departure/approach angles are so narrow steep roads can be an issue. Beached the van on sleeping policeman and loading bay ramps before too lol
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(27-01-2013, 01:20 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote: ...you need to drive up a curb to give you enough height to change a foglight bulb.

when you cant drive up a curb at all
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#13
You take a steep surface at an angle and start balancing on 2/3 wheels.
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when your irish.
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When your splitter is a few centimetres thinner than when you first fitted it as its worn away over time on driveways, curbs and speed bumps
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When you change your sump 3 times in 1 year.

And when you laugh at people that think 60mm is low.
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when ur splitter scrapes off the ground constantly even on the motorway.
when u bend the cradle by hitting a stone on the road.
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when your front bumper hits the floor without a fake low on(spilitter)
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When you rip your fuel filter off on a cats eye
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When your wheels are sitting that low in the arches you go to set off and all for wheels are off the ground and your beached on a flat road
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When you show everyone a builders arse when you get in or out.
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It takes you 30mins longer to go round due to not going over a speed bump
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When you hit a cats eye and your airbags and per-tensioners go off Smile
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#24
When yer car is f*cking useless as a mode of transportation?
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#25
when you realise you're car would be quite an efficient snow plough
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when you cant get to your own house because the drive is too uneven
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#27
You take every speed bump at normal pace and removed pieces of splitter/bumper/exhuast/heatshield in the process.

Only 40mm as well, dunno how people can be arsed with actually low cars! lol
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when you have to drive onto a stone or wood to get a jack under neath

when you can hear your plowing snow
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(27-01-2013, 06:54 PM)karl1989 Wrote: when you have to drive onto a stone or wood to get a jack under neath

when you can hear your plowing snow

Smart! Ill put that into practice.

Usually i would pull the T-jack out the boot(or whatever its called), jack it up a little with that then the big jack!

would take me an hour getting it back in its place.the T jack that is.
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I always drive up onto bricks before jacking the van up, used that trick for years.
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