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Speaking to Andy last night as to be honest I had been dicking around in the Lopo, Andy specifically warned me "Don't bin the Polo!!!" we have had seriously bad weather in places around here it's up to about 2 foot deep with snow!
Not had any problems so far, then coming up from Soapy's gaff where I had earlier had an awkward moment and walked in on a completely butt nekkid Soapy's mum I was going up the hill to go home and as I rounded a bend the back end kicked out and clipped a bank and sent me into a fishtail and I ended up putting it in a 2 foot deep ditch. No major damage, splitter hanging off and a crease in the wing but nothing structural...f*cking shit me up though!!!
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(22-01-2013, 11:28 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote: Speaking to Andy last night as to be honest I had been dicking around in the Lopo, Andy specifically warned me "Don't bin the Polo!!!" we have had seriously bad weather in places around here it's up to about 2 foot deep with snow!
Not had any problems so far, then coming up from Soapy's gaff where I had earlier had an awkward moment and walked in on a completely butt nekkid Soapy's mum I was going up the hill to go home and as I rounded a bend the back end kicked out and clipped a bank and sent me into a fishtail and I ended up putting it in a 2 foot deep ditch. No major damage, splitter hanging off and a crease in the wing but nothing structural...f*cking shit me up though!!!
That'll teach you for wanking over your mates mum while driving!
Glad you're ok tho dude on a more serious note
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I got trolled good and proper there. Repped.
Yeh everything's alright and it was not a wanking matter I have been genuinely embarassed ever since!!!
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(22-01-2013, 11:36 PM)InkedMuttley Wrote: I got trolled good and proper there. Repped.
Yeh everything's alright and it was not a wanking matter I have been genuinely embarassed ever since!!!
Haha couldnt resist!
Good good, theres been a lot of 'I wrecked my car' threads knocking about as of late, im scared to take mine out!
Roll on summer!
Also theres nothing to be embarrassed about, im sure we've all rubbed one out over a mates mum before. Just not whilst driving in the snow! :p
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Sod the car pics of this mum!
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(22-01-2013, 11:58 PM)Jenkosowls Wrote: Sod the car pics of this mum!
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Lads I've already asked him about pics and if he got a boner or not lol
Also soapy happens to be a nickname for a female friend  so its not just a mates mum haha.
But I was saying to him to watch out for her now cos she'll be making a pass and lo and behold she gave his butt a squeeze as he was leaving 
I say go for it - what do you reckon lads?
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It is the same MILF...I mean Mum, that I have spooned in the past, albeit we was all in a rather drunken state!
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I say do them both!
Also pics or GTFO!
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Milfs you say? For I have experience in this field. I mean damn, I've even had a milfs mum! Gilf FTMFW!
BTW... Stop crashing and breaking your cars fool!
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Dearest Andy Pandy I didn't exactly break it...I just dented the wing and rear valance!
On the up though, my PowerFlow will be here tomorrow!!!
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(23-01-2013, 06:53 AM)Oil-burner Wrote: Also pics or GTFO! This sums up my view nicely
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(23-01-2013, 06:51 PM)Scott Wrote: (23-01-2013, 06:53 AM)Oil-burner Wrote: Also pics or GTFO! This sums up my view nicely
Erm Scott, would that not be breaking your own forum rules i.e. must have consent of the person in the picture, or does that only apply to the girlfriend pics thread? Bearing in mind that inked did get a full frontal naked exposure of said female I'm assuming any pictures he may or may not have would need the person in the pictures consent or are you saying now that he is exempt from this rule and if so why?
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Woah hold on a minute, we're talking about a milf with her tuppence out here, fyluck the rules! Lol
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Andy I don't have a full frontal picture mate, all I have is the mental image which I can assure you will last for decades to come (no pun intended!).
But the wank bank is full to overflowing about now 
Although I do now have a mild aversion to looking her in the eyes and seeing her as a mother figure as I have done in the past. Now all I see is a 5' tall chubby bird with great tits and a cleanly shaven lady garden (Yes I am a fan of de-forestation!)
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(24-01-2013, 09:20 AM)ash240970 Wrote: (23-01-2013, 06:51 PM)Scott Wrote: (23-01-2013, 06:53 AM)Oil-burner Wrote: Also pics or GTFO! This sums up my view nicely
Erm Scott, would that not be breaking your own forum rules i.e. must have consent of the person in the picture, or does that only apply to the girlfriend pics thread? Bearing in mind that inked did get a full frontal naked exposure of said female I'm assuming any pictures he may or may not have would need the person in the pictures consent or are you saying now that he is exempt from this rule and if so why? Did I say naked photos? Nope.
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(23-01-2013, 01:21 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Lads I've already asked him if he got a boner or not lol
Enquiring about another mans bonor.
Gay.....
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(24-01-2013, 12:03 PM)Matt Wrote: (23-01-2013, 01:21 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Lads I've already asked him if he got a boner or not lol
Enquiring about another mans bonor.
Gay.....
Even if it was gay at least he's over the legal age of consent  Oh & jealous, much??
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Oh dear...Why is it I never get any females enquiring about my boners yet the men always seem to fall over themselves trying to find out about it.
I must be a sex icon for the gays
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