Shit week/Rant

[Grant]

Off on a bit of a rant here. Just had a shit week and want to get everything off my chest, so you lot are the unlucky audience for this one. Sorry

I normally consider myself to be rather laid back and take most things on the chin. This week has tested my patience though.

For those who don't know, I've stupidly gone and gotten myself a hernia. Not fun when you work in the trade doing a manual job, and train for martial arts 5/6 days of the week. Its left me pretty much inactive, and its driving me insane :evil:
The operation is on 8th May, and TBH i cant wait for it to be done and behind me to get back to doing what it do.
I've already had to take a week off work, and then after the op I need another 4-6 weeks R&R before i go back, so my pay packet is going to be rather light, to say the least. Not ideal.

Some may have seen on FB my new haircut:

What a load of shit. My clippers said number 3. Not the same number 3 i normally get at the barbers. Turns out it meant 3mm. I now look like a tool!
Great!

I split up with my girlfriend of 4 years about 7 days ago. Whilst I'm confident i made the right decision, I'm finding it hard. I used to spend most evenings with her so going from that, to having loads of spare time is a bit odd. Couple this with the fact i cant do much because of this stupid hernia, im not having a whale of a time at home lol.
We are still in regular contact, but it consists of her spending a lot of time (understandably) upset. Makes me feel like such a knob, knowing that she is upset because of what I have done, but i cannot really change this.

And then i get in tonight, eager to mong out infront of the TV with a beer and chienese takeaway. Crack open the beer and its flat. Get another. Flat. And another. And another. Dud case... hock:
Icing on the cake.


So in summary, I'm disabled, with a stupid haircut, now single, and cant enjoy a beer at home!


Sorry for the rant, just wanted to get it off my chest. Ill shut up now

[Niall]

Would say I would bring some beers around for you but sod that!

[Jonny b]

Ha ha nice cut if you look it will say 3mm on the graders

Sorry to hear about the gf bud but if it's the best thing to do!! Only you know that

As for flat beer!!!' f*ck that and f*ck the hernia take the crate back to the shop and chop suey that mo fo!!! Flat beer ain't no good at all

[kentiiboii]

Could be worse you could have a broken hand as well.
Then you'd be screwed.
Bad luck though mate. Plenty on beer in my fridge if you want to fetch one.

[kingy]

first thing to do is get a decent drink. as for the hair well it aint like its gonna last for ever unlike my bold barnet so thank yourself lucky on that one. hernia, eeerm, well thats your own fault for sneezing wrong or to much waanking. haha. xgf are always hard and most people will tell you the same but the feelings dont last forever although it still hurts. as for loss of money ive always found ebay a friend in a time of need. with your time off work you can sort out all your old shit and get rid whilst making a bit of cash.
end of the day mate you need to keep your chin up and stay possotive and look to the future. all the best and good look.

[Toms306]

If you dislike the haircut that much why post it on a public forum where loads of people will see it lol.....

[Grant]

Niall: Thanks mate, knew I could rely on you

Jonny: I know, less than impressed about the beer, its going back first thing tomorrow!

Kent: Thanks for the offer bud, but nottingham is a tad far for me

Kingy: Wise words. Im looking for a decent drink, but the house is dry! lol. Im gonna ebay a lot of stuff in my time off so keep your eyes peeled!

Tom: I put the picture up to make you feel better about yourself. Or i put it up because when i go out people see it, so a few more people seeing aint gonna hurt. You can choose lol.

[Toms306]

You could wear a hat when you're out lol.......

[kingy]

asda 24 hour. get ya sen down their mate. then order a HOT AS A MOTHER F*UCKER curry, watch some porn and go to sleep.

[kentiiboii]

You could wear a hat when you're out lol.......

I'm sure I can find a rasta hat so he doesn't feel to bad about his hair.

[kentiiboii]

asda 24 hour. get ya sen down their mate. then order a HOT AS A MOTHER F*UCKER curry, watch some vagaygay porn and go to sleep.

Edited for tom

[Niall]

asda 24 hour. get ya sen down their mate. then order a HOT AS A MOTHER F*UCKER curry, watch some porn and go to sleep.

God I would be so happy with that now!

[Grant]

asda 24 hour. get ya sen down their mate. then order a HOT AS A MOTHER F*UCKER curry, watch some porn and go to sleep.

I like your style. More of a sainsburys man myself, but I can let that minor detail slip

And lol Kent, I wont be asking Tom to borrow his porn collection...



Audi getting violated forcibly from underneath by a Scandinavian...

[MrsMidnight]

Awww sounds like you need a hug!

[kentiiboii]

He's gone quiet... He's gone for a wrist excersise.

[Dum-Dum]

I know this may not be the most heplful thing but its at least honest.

Any time I heard you mention your (ex) missus you were moaning about her and from what you said Id agree she does sound like a PITA.

So you got 3 choices.

1, keep answering the phone to her and have her crying making you feel bad.

2, stop answering the phoone and be happy you did the right thing

3, take her back but say "things have to change" and just knob her till you find someone better.



The upside is if you take her back she can go and get you some beer and will probably be able to operate hair clippers a little better too lol

[Toms306]

asda 24 hour. get ya sen down their mate. then order a HOT AS A MOTHER F*UCKER curry, watch some porn and go to sleep.

Is that really what a good night should be like.....it sounds awful to me! :?

And sod vag porn....give me a China 6 anyday! :drool:

[kentiiboii]

asda 24 hour. get ya sen down their mate. then order a HOT AS A MOTHER F*UCKER curry, watch some porn and go to sleep.

Is that really what a good night should be like.....it sounds awful to me! :?

And sod VAGaygay porn....give me a China 6 anyday! :drool:

I'm ok thanks. My mrs feels better than a exhaust pipe

[kentiiboii]

Btw chris you really do speak the truth. Couldn't of been said any better

[Niall]

Is that really what a good night should be like.....it sounds awful to me! :?

And sod VAGaygay porn....give me a China 6 anyday! :drool:

I'm ok thanks. My mrs feels better than a exhaust pipe

Tom wouldn't know this though. The only interaction tom gets with women is replying to girls on porn videos saying "oooooh you like that?"

[kentiiboii]

Found a picture of a tattoo that may cheer you up.

[Toms306]

Is that really what a good night should be like.....it sounds awful to me! :?

And sod VAGaygay porn....give me a China 6 anyday! :drool:

I'm ok thanks. My mrs feels better than a exhaust pipe

I don't have the luxury of a missus

[Grant]

Yeah I know Chris. I'd rather an honest opinion otherwise it aint worth having.
Thats why what happened happened.

Although she was better than me with the clippers, i cant see us getting back together lol.

On the upside, beer crisis is now solved!

[kentiiboii]

Is that really what a good night should be like.....it sounds awful to me! :?

And sod VAGaygay porn....give me a China 6 anyday! :drool:

I'm ok thanks. My mrs feels better than a exhaust pipe

Tom wouldn't know this though. The only interaction tom gets with women is replying to girls on porn videos saying "oooooh you like that?"

Any one else get this in there head when reading nialls post.

[Grant]

Priceless!

[Toms306]

I don't get it Kent.

[MrsMidnight]

I don't get it Kent.

Not watched inbetweeners movie?

[Toms306]

I don't get it Kent.

Not watched inbetweeners movie?

Nope...... :nope:

[kentiiboii]

I don't get it Kent.

Not watched inbetweeners movie?

Nope...... :nope:

GTFO! Haha .

[kentiiboii]

He's watching a dirty lady on Internet saying naughty words to her while wrist exercising with ham an wearing scooper diving goggles