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Mate you must be clucking mad to be working on your car jacked up like that!
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(19-05-2015, 09:02 PM)Niall Wrote: Mate you must be clucking mad to be working on your car jacked up like that!
Stop pecking on the guy!
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I often get my cock out when working
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Must be a reet pain in the giblets....
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(19-05-2015, 09:07 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I often get my cock out when working
you realise we are making chicken puns right?
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(19-05-2015, 09:38 PM)Eeyore Wrote: (19-05-2015, 09:07 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I often get my cock out when working
you realise we are making chicken puns right?
Cluck off!!! Really?!?!
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Clucking 'eck! thats a big brown cock
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Did you know that is not a chicken?
It's a Hen.
You don't have cow for tea do you? You have beef.
A hen is a hen until it is chicken.
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(21-05-2015, 11:47 AM)JJ0063 Wrote: Did you know that is not a chicken?
It's a Hen.
You don't have cow for tea do you? You have beef.
A hen is a hen until it is chicken.
you do realise it is in fact a chicken
Hen is just the term given to a female chicken.
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Haha, that's not true at all...
Chicken is the name given to that species (Gallus gallus domesticus). It's culinary name also just happens to be - Chicken.
However, Beef is the culinary name for cattle (colloquially - cows).
In the same way as pork is the culinary name for swine (colloquially - pigs).
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in.  Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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well well...
I never knew that "science bitch" would happen from Ruan when speaking of farm animals
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More to the point i never thought me and ruan would make the same valid point
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Well, you are a bellend... So....
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in.  Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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One of the first things ruan has ever said and Ive understood.
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well this escalated quickly.
I don't think sarcasm/shit banter came across very well there!
I'm a norfolk farmer boy who went to agricultural college for 3 years so I luckily do know the difference, I'm like the norfolk equivalent of the darling buds of gay.
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Is it me.. Or has all this meat talk made anyone else hungry?
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(21-05-2015, 03:58 PM)Toms306 Wrote: No breast jokes? Pfft...
no tom they all chickened out
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(21-05-2015, 04:44 PM)procta Wrote: (21-05-2015, 03:58 PM)Toms306 Wrote: No breast jokes? Pfft...
no tom they all chickened out
Eggxactly what I thought.
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(21-05-2015, 04:44 PM)procta Wrote: (21-05-2015, 03:58 PM)Toms306 Wrote: No breast jokes? Pfft...
no tom they all chickened out
ah man that was fowl!
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I get this ALL the time when I'm working on the yard at my parents, they just come over and cluck about under the car and around me
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(19-05-2015, 09:02 PM)Niall Wrote: Mate you must be clucking mad to be working on your car jacked up like that!
You're talon me ... that's crazy!
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