Facebook idiot of the day 14/12/14

[Dum-Dum]

SO if you get yourself over to the SWFC page on facebook you can see a man who makes perspex windows for track cars and has a show cage that is structural.

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[bigcheez2k3]

Not sure if trolling.

[mikey b]

Here is one that will make you all laugh saw this on Facebook as well 

[WiNgNuTz]

^^^ seems legit!

[Dum-Dum]

The bloke has had his post removed

[7057sam]

I need to find the post where rowell winding a bloke up about a 206 bodykit,it's pretty hilarious.

[daddyfixit]

I like it when the numpties post rubbish, in their minds its spot-on what they are saying--sad, but they do exist in real life as well . I always tell them to wear tinfoil over their heads so that nasa satellites wont be able to locate them and take the away for research...........

[procta]

I remember one of the lads at college, was adamant that Vauxhall was a british company!

[7057sam]

I think the best one was on splitter scuffers.
Somone hold a corsa owner adding 1 litre water to your engine would increase its hp

[WiNgNuTz]

I think the best one was on splitter scuffers.
Somone hold a corsa owner adding 1 litre water to your engine would increase its hp

Well of course it would....lower engine temps, more power!

[Razorback_Rob]

These are the type of people that believed this;

[r3k1355]

The Apple trolling ones are great, often really well done.

The water one was awesome, quite a few people got taken by that.

[welshpug]

I remember one of the lads at college, was adamant that Vauxhall was a british company!

fail on your part, founded in 1857 in England, granted now owned by gm since 1925, but still English.

[procta]

I remember one of the lads at college, was adamant that Vauxhall was a british company!

fail on your part, founded in 1857 in England, granted now owned by gm since 1925, but still English.

always thought Vauxhall motors was general motors, I remember a company that was called Bedford that used to use Vauxhall motors.

[Niall]

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And heres another. This guy reckons you can have blue neons and the police can't do shit because the light is being reflected from the road and therefore not coming from your car!

[Piggy]

Show cages structural.

Well yeah, but please prove it first by flipping your car off a bridge while driving it and see what happens please

[Niall]

Thanks for the support Chris and Mike. I enjoy arguing with idiots but its so difficult because they just do not understand common sense! lol

[Piggy]

Another vote for sterilising certain people

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Do we all remember the sand blasting while engine running?
And the corsa 1.2sxi owner with his back seats down to lighten the car?!

[Niall]

And the mustang owner who did the first ever service on his car and did an oil flush which consisted of dropping the oil and running a hose pipe through it whilst running the car to flush out the old oil! Twat!

[Piggy]

Haha! Epic.

My favourite that I personally witnessed was at the garage I worked at...we did lots for the MOD/SAS as the HQ was local.
A SAS soldier came in with his 330i coupe...engine hyrdo locked solid.

From water? No.

Oil. 

He thought he would service it himself, and just kept filling up with oil...till it was at the filler cap.
#brimmed! Haha.

What a mess that was to clear out

[7057sam]

They was one on .nets Facebook group about a parking permit which was truly classic

[toseland]

let him drive.. let him get the producer and defect notice... or 3 points.. and whine caus ehe is a scrub

[Niall]

They was one on .nets Facebook group about a parking  permit which was truly classic

Haha yeah that was another one i ended up arguing with him about. Apparently You can stop yourself getting any parking fines at all by putting a sticker in your window saying you owe the owner £10000 if you touch the car. FLOL really?!?!

[WiNgNuTz]

I don't think I even want to join that group, felt my brain cells comitting suicide just reading that little screenshot of yours Niall!

[rocker8742]

And there's another one

Thinks a gti 6 box will make his 1.9 nad van do 120mph

[kentiiboii]

I remember one of the lads at college, was adamant that Vauxhall was a british company!

fail on your part, founded in 1857 in England, granted now owned by gm since 1925, but still English.

Was about to point this out my self.

[Jonahinoz]

I remember one of the lads at college, was adamant that Vauxhall was a british company!

fail on your part, founded in 1857 in England, granted now owned by gm since 1925, but still English.

Was about to point this out my self.

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Hi<

Various of the above mails brought back memories...

Circa 1959 at the RAF Driving School, Weeton, near Blackpool. I caught a WAAF (actually WRAF) trainee topping up the engine oil a Standard Vanguard ... through the dip-stick hole.

And another WAAF adding oil to the oil-pan type air cleaner, pouring oil straight into the carburettor. I jumped in, yelled for a push-start (lots of trainees standing around) and departed the hanger in a cloud of smoke. I passed two Warrant Officers walking alongside the football pitch ... as I drove back down the other side of the pitch, I could see them still finding their way out of the smoke.

At RAF Sharjah (two hoots and a holler from Dubai) I had the job of changing the petrol filters on an aircraft refueller (they filtered the fuel going into the aircraft). I finished up with two big, topless, oil drums full of unwanted aviation spirit ... with nothing to use it in. An Arab labourer saw us using it to wash vehicle parts, so thought he could take a bath in it. He slowly lowered himself in, and shot out when things started to become uncomfortable. Regretfully, I had to tip the best part of 100 gallons of "jungle juice" into the sand.

Slightly OT, still at Sharjah ... an RAF policeman came into our billet one night, asked if we knew Sparky, the electrician. Yes! He then asked us to accompany him to the runway, where we found Sparky, extremely drunk, riding a bike up and down the runway, chased by another copper in a Land Rover ... while a waiting Britannia circled overhead.

Back in UK, we had a big ramp for HGVs, made out of steel girders. A driver had difficulty getting an AEC Matador up the wet slope.
So he backed up, took a run, got up the slope, and did a crash stop on the horizontal bit. The ramp folded up underneath him, ever so gently.

Happy days,

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[Eeyore]

The 206 body kit one I was part of the other night was the best thing ever...

[Eeyore]

[Niall]

Hahah Sam you really are an arsehole!