South-East Convoy to FCS

[Eeyore]

Go M11 and you can meet me sooner.

[Dum-Dum]

Grant I'm not sure I'd make too many meeting points along the way as that made it drag last year.

Vaughn/Ruan pre meet in Bicester?

[pugmanxud]

Sam do you want to meet at Braintree that's also my route once you get to Braintree.

[Niall]

Grant I'm not sure I'd make too many meeting points along the way as that made it drag last year.

Vaughn/Ruan pre meet in Bicester?

We only stopped twice which I think was fine. Tbh doesn't matter how long it takes. Just as long as we all get there lol

[Grant]

Grant I'm not sure I'd make too many meeting points along the way as that made it drag last year.

Vaughn/Ruan pre meet in Bicester?

We only stopped twice which I think was fine. Tbh doesn't matter how long it takes. Just as long as we all get there lol

QFT

So far, we are stopping at the Café at mine (which is not a stop for a few) and at the Reading services on the M4. That should be fine.

[7057sam]

Sam do you want to meet at Braintree that's also my route once you get to Braintree.

Yeah that would be cl,will you be using a satnav?

Grant reading services sound good, what time are time are you setting off?

[Grant]

I don't know what I'm doing g at work tomorrow let alone what time I will be at the services in 2 months

I'll update the first post when more names are on the list mate

[pugmanxud]

I can do, Sam. If your not bringing one or we need to haha. Where and what time do you think

[Dum-Dum]

Grant I'm not sure I'd make too many meeting points along the way as that made it drag last year.

Vaughn/Ruan pre meet in Bicester?

We only stopped twice which I think was fine. Tbh doesn't matter how long it takes. Just as long as we all get there lol

QFT

So far, we are stopping at the Café at mine (which is not a stop for a few) and at the Reading services on the M4. That should be fine.

But Reading is well before the A34 where most of us join the M4 so you'll need to stop again for anyone coming up from the south, anyone from oxford and anyone coming down from Bicester.

Last year the convoy got later and later every stop and its no fun waiting an hour and a half for people if your at the last stop.

[Niall]

We only stopped twice which I think was fine. Tbh doesn't matter how long it takes. Just as long as we all get there lol

QFT

So far, we are stopping at the Café at mine (which is not a stop for a few) and at the Reading services on the M4. That should be fine.

But Reading is well before the A34 where most of us join the M4 so you'll need to stop again for anyone coming up from the south, anyone from oxford and anyone coming down from Bicester.

Last year the convoy got later and later every stop and its no fun waiting an hour and a half for people if your at the last stop.

No one seemed bothered by it last year so i don't see the need to change it? We aren't in a hurry and we spend most of the time last year standing around laughing at people in vans that can't park. Not waiting for people.
Why change whats good already?

[WiNgNuTz]

And as i've already said, i'll be making extra doubly sure that ive got the tickets in plain view in the car, so i won't be driving past the services that people have stopped at this year.

[Dum-Dum]

Why change whats good already?

Because (as above) its no fun for those of us who waited an hour and a half for the rest of you lot to turn up as you'd been busy.

If your an hour and a half late this year it'll end up being dark by the time people have got tents up and BBQs lit.

[Niall]

Why change whats good already?

Because (as above) its no fun for those of us who waited an hour and a half for the rest of you lot to turn up as you'd been busy.

If your an hour and a half late this year it'll end up being dark by the time people have got tents up and BBQs lit.

Well it won't. It doesn't start getting dark until 8 earliest in June and we will be aiming to get there for 6.
It makes sense to stop at the two places to pick people up. Especially the people without satnavs and don't know where they are going. We will be fine!

[Dum-Dum]

Aiming to be there for 6, hour and a half late, getting dark at 8.

And you take the piss out of my maths........





PS I don't have a sat nav. I could jump in the car now and go straight to coombe no trouble.

[Niall]

Aiming to be there for 6, hour and a half late, getting dark at 8.

And you take the piss out of my maths........





PS I don't have a sat nav. I could jump in the car now and go straight to coombe no trouble.

Aiming to be there at 6, hour and a half late (which we won't be) Makes 7:30.

Don't worry Chris. Because your not happy with this plan, we will change it for you. I know how cranky you get when it doesn't go your way!

[Dum-Dum]

Please don't, I don't want it to become my plan or partially my plan as then I'm not to blame when it goes belly up.

It's far more fun just trolling you about it.

[Niall]

Please don't, I don't want it to become my plan or partially my plan as then I'm not to blame when it goes belly up.

It's far more fun just trolling you about it.

Chris, its just a drive. A simple drive from one destination to another with two waypoints. Its not difficult. The only way it can go tits up is if someone doesn't follow Sams convoy code to the letter......

Can try and troll me about it all you like. Don't bother me. Ill just laugh when you storm off in a tantrum at the meeting point because we are a few minutes behind...just like you did at the campsite last year actually!

[Dum-Dum]

Its not difficult. The only way it can go tits up is if someone doesn't follow Sams convoy code to the letter......

12 Rules, 12 challenges to break IMO. I reckon I could do all 12 although the falling asleep while driving one might be a bit dodgy.

[Grant]

Jesus ladies, calm it.


We are making two stops. This encompasses as many members as possible. Nobody gets left out, or driven past.

Those who feel they are waiting around too long are welcome to leave the convoy and make their own way.

It's not a requirement to convoy there, everyone can do as they please.

[pugmanxud]

Well said!!

[ginge191]

The only way it can go tits up is if someone doesn't follow Sams convoy code to the letter......

QFT

OR if everyone decides to pull over after watching dum-dum try coal a prius and cut out his fuel pump on the outside of the motorway and cut up every possible car in the area

[Dum-Dum]

You coming FCS babes, ain't seen your sexy ginger ass in months x

[ginge191]

You coming FCS babes, ain't seen your sexy ginger ass in months x

Yessssssir

But im afraid my tent shall be occupied so please no midnight surprises

[THE_Liam]

You coming FCS babes, ain't seen your sexy ginger ass in months x

Yessssssir

But im afraid my tent shall be occupied so please no midnight surprises

f*ck

[Niall]

You coming FCS babes, ain't seen your sexy ginger ass in months x

Yessssssir

But im afraid my tent shall be occupied so please no midnight surprises

f*ck

Don't worry Liam. It's me who's occupying it and as far as I'm concerned, more the merrier!!

[Grant]

You might be occupying his tent, but I am occupying him!!

[THE_Liam]

Yessssssir

But im afraid my tent shall be occupied so please no midnight surprises

f*ck

Don't worry Liam. It's me who's occupying it and as far as I'm concerned, more the merrier!!

You might be occupying his tent, but I am occupying him!!

Excellent, you boys bring the ballgags, I'll bring the gimp mask!

[pugmanxud]

Oh Jesus.

[WiNgNuTz]

Oh Jesus.

You rang?

[Grant]

Oh Jesus.

That's what they normally say as I plough their face into the camping pillow.


I'll stop here before the forum gets black listed lol