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		This is a thread that's provided some entertainment on other forums, thought i'd give it a go here. As the title suggests really, if your car is looking disgusting post it up for lolz. 
My efforts after doing 2000+ miles in three weeks, i wiped the plate clean last week lol:
    
	 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I dont drive enough these days.
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I tend to wash my car before it gets to that stage.. 
 
	 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I'll get me entry in soon.... 
 
	 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Mines black so can't really tell 
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		Mines clean now, I promise not to wash it until summer. Might vacuum the inside though, can't stand shitty interiors of my own making 
 
	 
	
	
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		Mines a state already! It's meant to be black with white steels ill get pics later
	
	
	
 
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		As it stands
	
	
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		Damn, i only washed mine last night, it was minging. Sponge turned brown as soon as i touched the car with it!
	
	
	
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		Il upload mine tomorrow one trip on the back roads has left the bianca looking horrible 
 
	 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Lol Zakk, that's fairly impressive! Think i should make a trip into the countryside, mine is pure motorway filth atm, need some colour in there. 
 
	 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Ah shit why did i get mine cleaned this morning. It was literally black at the back to the point where i had to wipe the lights (not the plate though. 90 through cameras FTW!
	
	
	
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		My efforts this week, got pressure washed last weekend tho so not to much of a buildup
 
	 
	
	
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		does the underside count?? Coz mines a nice mix of engine oil and fuel
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I haven't cleaned mine since March.......but it was scotch-guarded before I got it so the rain cleans it lol......  Wheels are filthy though!
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I need some more country lanes! Mines all main roads. And that's 2weeks I think haha
	
	
	
 
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		My rear end doesnt get so bad now that I have an exhaust, was terrible with no backbox though
	
	
	
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		Zak that is bad mate!!!
	
	
	
 
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I can go far dirtier....
	
 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		giggidy.lol
	
	
	
 
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		Thanks for the positive comments guys 
  
No point cleaning the daily, 30 miles to work and back and it looks like I never bothered anyway
	
 
	
	
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		The Lolvo is making a good effort at it - will get a photo tomorrow.
	
	
	
 (16-05-2016, 10:45 AM) Toms306 Wrote:   Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE 
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		Finally washed the estate yesterday 
 
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		Same for me zak.f*cking give up cleaning this time of year haha
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (13-12-2013, 10:07 PM) Jimbo Wrote:   Same for me zak.f*cking give up cleaning this time of year haha
Me too. 
 
	 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I haven't driven (my own car) in over a week and i'm sure my car gets cleaner every day when the frost forms on it then melts and runs off taking a little bit of the dirt.
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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Any good? It lives on building sites so doesn't stay clean for 5 minutes. Cleaned number plate off now to avoid getting pulled over.