How to impress........

[welshpete]

Last night, I was asked whats the best way for a man to impress a woman.( By my nephew), My reply was, go see her, take flowers, take her out for dinner, open the doors, hold seat etc. He then asked me, so how should a woman impress a man. I replied, " Come naked, bring beer"! Any improvements on this guys? (And girls, don't wanna be seen as sexist rofl)!

[adamm306]

whip out ya cock if its big enough

[Craigus]

whip out ya cock if its big enough

This. Hahaha

[Just Sean]

An food (KFC,pizza,bacon sammich)

[Dum-Dum]

Man to impress woman - be yourself, have a fast car
Woman to impress man - Food, beer sex (in order of importance) and not being too easy.

[bigcheez2k3]

Man to impress woman - be yourself, have a fast car
Woman to impress man - Food, beer sex (in order of importance) and not being too easy.

I'd also like to add, not being a vapid, devoid of intelligence retard to the woman impressing man part.

Stupid girls are so annoying

[Sian]

F u all your all wrong ha

[Dum-Dum]

F u all your all wrong ha

Come on then share the secret. Is it "buy her shiny things for her 6" or "windmill like a badass" cos I could do both

[welshpete]

F u all your all wrong ha

Come on then share the secret. Is it "buy her shiny things for her 6" or "windmill like a badass" cos I could do both

Looks like I proper started here rofl

[Piggy]

marry her.

[Toms306]

Man to impress woman - be yourself

Hmm, I don't agree with this....I found being myself just bored females quickly back in the day....

[Sian]

F u all your all wrong ha

Come on then share the secret. Is it "buy her shiny things for her 6" or "windmill like a badass" cos I could do both

Shinys for the 6 would be a start haha!!!

[Grant]

Its such an ambiguous question, followed by ambiguous answers.

Every person is going to be impressed by something different.

For example, Dum Dum on a date would love to see:
-Neither male nor female distinctive features
-A prominent adams apple
-A greater length and girth than his own.

If I was to go on a date I would be looking for
-Sporty
-Outgoing
-Nympho


See what I'm getting at?

[Dum-Dum]

Man to impress woman - be yourself

Hmm, I don't agree with this....I found being myself just bored females quickly back in the day....

You HAVE to be yourself if you want someone to like you for who you are. However much you try and be something else if you pull being someone else eventually the girl will realise and realise you've been living a lie and probably wont be what she wants. Trust and honesty are key to any relationshit everything else comes from that.

I shoot myself in the foot being myself all the time especially when I'm out cos I go into super awesome born to party dance machine mode and then nothing else maters. Also I say what I think and don't mince my words which apparently upsets people.

F u all your all wrong ha

Come on then share the secret. Is it "buy her shiny things for her 6" or "windmill like a badass" cos I could do both

Shinys for the 6 would be a start haha!!!

White door handles polished and in the post then

[Stephen]

Just be yourself, if someone doesn't like that, then they're not worth the time

[306carter]

McDonald's at 2am this morning guy slaps his cock out and says some bird I've got your name on this. Low and behold 'your name' tattooed on side of his cock.

[Sian]

Man to impress woman - be yourself

Hmm, I don't agree with this....I found being myself just bored females quickly back in the day....

You HAVE to be yourself if you want someone to like you for who you are. However much you try and be something else if you pull being someone else eventually the girl will realise and realise you've been living a lie and probably wont be what she wants. Trust and honesty are key to any relationshit everything else comes from that.

I shoot myself in the foot being myself all the time especially when I'm out cos I go into super awesome born to party dance machine mode and then nothing else maters. Also I say what I think and don't mince my words which apparently upsets people.

Come on then share the secret. Is it "buy her shiny things for her 6" or "windmill like a badass" cos I could do both

Shinys for the 6 would be a start haha!!!

White door handles polished and in the post then

Are you also paying the postage! How nice of you haha

[Dum-Dum]

Shinys for the 6 would be a start haha!!!

White door handles polished and in the post then

Are you also paying the postage! How nice of you haha

Yeah, erm why not, so your going to have to give me your address.......


*runs to get balaclava and camo flasher mack*





*runs back to get gaffa tape and cable ties*

[Niall]

Sian dont worry about Dumdum. He rarely gets women acknowledge him let alone have a conversation with him. He thinks ra*e is normal bless him.

[Dum-Dum]

Sian dont worry about Dumdum. He rarely gets women acknowledge him let alone have a conversation with him. He thinks ra*e is normal bless him.

Funny story, last bird i chatted up left my house as soon as she saw the gaffa tape and cable ties in the kitchen. Thing is I consider this a normal place to keep them for fixing stuff round the house.

[Sian]

White door handles polished and in the post then

Are you also paying the postage! How nice of you haha

Yeah, erm why not, so your going to have to give me your address.......


*runs to get balaclava and camo flasher mack*





*runs back to get gaffa tape and cable ties*

Sian dont worry about Dumdum. He rarely gets women acknowledge him let alone have a conversation with him. He thinks ra*e is normal bless him.

Sian dont worry about Dumdum. He rarely gets women acknowledge him let alone have a conversation with him. He thinks ra*e is normal bless him.

Funny story, last bird i chatted up left my house as soon as she saw the gaffa tape and cable ties in the kitchen. Thing is I consider this a normal place to keep them for fixing stuff round the house.

Haha nutcase! I do have a golf club by my front door.. Just saying ha

[Dum-Dum]

Haha nutcase! I do have a golf club by my front door.. Just saying ha

ROFL, last person who hit me with a golf club ended up with a bent golf club and a beating. It just bent as soon as it hit me.


Anyway we are miles off topic now so back to impressing women, could always go the top gear route and give it some handbrake.

[Sian]

Hahaa!!! Brilliant!
Handbraking aint impressing if the girl can already do it :/

[Niall]

Hahaa!!! Brilliant!
Handbraking aint impressing if the girl can already do it :/

Now i know you would be lying if you said you could because you drive a 6 and no 6 has a working handbrake!

[cully]

Hahaa!!! Brilliant!
Handbraking aint impressing if the girl can already do it :/

Now i know you would be lying if you said you could because you drive a 6 and no 6 has a working handbrake!

but ive seen Sian at Mc'ds on the teatrays

[Sian]

Hahaa!!! Brilliant!
Handbraking aint impressing if the girl can already do it :/

Now i know you would be lying if you said you could because you drive a 6 and no 6 has a working handbrake!

No not in the 6 my handbrake dont work haha! But my 106 i had was a beast for it

Hahaa!!! Brilliant!
Handbraking aint impressing if the girl can already do it :/

Now i know you would be lying if you said you could because you drive a 6 and no 6 has a working handbrake!

but ive seen Sian at Mc'ds on the teatrays

Pee off! Haha!

[welshpete]

Haha nutcase! I do have a golf club by my front door.. Just saying ha

ROFL, last person who hit me with a golf club ended up with a bent golf club and a beating. It just bent as soon as it hit me.


Anyway we are miles off topic now so back to impressing women, could always go the top gear route and give it some handbrake.

Handbraking only works for Essex girls rofl

[Sian]

Haha!

[welshpete]

Hahaa!!! Brilliant!
Handbraking aint impressing if the girl can already do it :/

Now i know you would be lying if you said you could because you drive a 6 and no 6 has a working handbrake!

No not in the 6 my handbrake dont work haha! But my 106 i had was a beast for it

Now i know you would be lying if you said you could because you drive a 6 and no 6 has a working handbrake!

but ive seen Sian at Mc'ds on the teatrays

Pee off! Haha!

I find if out on the pull that a prehensile tongue with the ability to lick my left eyebrow and the capability of breathing through my lugoles is more than enough to impress even the most recalcitrant of women lol.

[kentiiboii]

Kitchen sink full of dirty pots :-)

If that dont impress them then defferntly be your self. As said if they don't like you fit you then there's no point. :-)