show us ya chip pan.

[Niall]

ffs pellowe. have a shave man!

[cwspellowe]

That's not mine, google ftw.

Linzi: "what on earth are you doing?"
Me: *considers explaining, instead admits to being gay as it's easier to explain*

[Grant]

You think thats hairy. You want to see my arse mid-winter!

[cwspellowe]

LOL! I know for a fact you googled hairy arse, that's the first one that comes up. Not that I did the same thing within the last 5 mins or anything

[Niall]

Oh and just for the record......you don't have enough water to safely put out a chip pan fire unless you have a firetruck...it'll just spit and put fire everywhere lol....use a damp teatowel or fireblanket....

Correct to an extent. I cant remember the exact minimum quantity (have it written in the car somewhere) but i know that 100l/min would do it. If you had a big big bucket full of water you could dump, it may do it but f*ck that. Id rather call the trumpton!

[Toms306]

I think you're all missing the point of innuendo now.

[Dum-Dum]

Oh and just for the record......you don't have enough water to safely put out a chip pan fire unless you have a firetruck...it'll just spit and put fire everywhere lol....use a damp teatowel or fireblanket....

Yeah this, You can put one out with water but it instantly needs a vast amount to sufficiently suffocate and cool the fire. Putting the lid on the chip pan is the better option.

[Niall]

That's not mine, google ftw.

Linzi: "what on earth are you doing?"
Me: *considers explaining, instead admits to being gay as it's easier to explain*

haha my old man is sat next to me at the moment

him: Why is there a pic of some hairy bollocks on your screen
Me: well....errr....oh f*ck it, you wouldnt understand.

[Grant]

LOL! I know for a fact you googled hairy arse, that's the first one that comes up. Not that I did the same thing within the last 5 mins or anything

[cwspellowe]

That's not mine, google ftw.

Linzi: "what on earth are you doing?"
Me: *considers explaining, instead admits to being gay as it's easier to explain*

haha my old man is sat next to me at the moment

him: Why is there a pic of some hairy bollocks on your screen
Me: well....errr....oh f*ck it, you wouldnt understand.

I'm just doing my bit to give Scott his bi-weekly heart attack. Moderate this bitch!

[Niall]

Oh and just for the record......you don't have enough water to safely put out a chip pan fire unless you have a firetruck...it'll just spit and put fire everywhere lol....use a damp teatowel or fireblanket....

Yeah this, You can put one out with water but it instantly needs a vast amount to sufficiently suffocate and cool the fire. Putting the lid on the chip pan is the better option.

Completely 100% wrong. The best thing to do (assuming you have one of course) is to wrap your self in a fire blanket and GTFO!

[cwspellowe]

LOL! I know for a fact you googled hairy arse, that's the first one that comes up. Not that I did the same thing within the last 5 mins or anything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnVOm8vo6Kk

[Dum-Dum]

So yet again were probably doing the GTi6 forum thing and slowly edging closer to being classified as a porn site lol

Oh and just for the record......you don't have enough water to safely put out a chip pan fire unless you have a firetruck...it'll just spit and put fire everywhere lol....use a damp teatowel or fireblanket....

Yeah this, You can put one out with water but it instantly needs a vast amount to sufficiently suffocate and cool the fire. Putting the lid on the chip pan is the better option.

Completely 100% wrong. The best thing to do (assuming you have one of course) is to wrap your self in a fire blanket and GTFO!

No your 100% wrong, as Tom alluded to earlier oven chips are the way forward for not setting yourself on fire.

[Toms306]

Oh and just for the record......you don't have enough water to safely put out a chip pan fire unless you have a firetruck...it'll just spit and put fire everywhere lol....use a damp teatowel or fireblanket....

Yeah this, You can put one out with water but it instantly needs a vast amount to sufficiently suffocate and cool the fire. Putting the lid on the chip pan is the better option.

Completely 100% wrong. The best thing to do (assuming you have one of course) is to wrap your self in a fire blanket and GTFO!

No the absolute best idea is to be like my Dad and not allow a chip pan in the house due to the fire risk.


Funny thing is he managed to catch the microwave alight instead.

[Grant]

Just FYI everyone, switch to QUEST, a very interesting program about making Snap on impact wrenches. /geek

[Dum-Dum]

What channel is that on freeview mate

[Niall]

So yet again were probably doing the GTi6 forum thing and slowly edging closer to being classified as a porn site lol

Oh and just for the record......you don't have enough water to safely put out a chip pan fire unless you have a firetruck...it'll just spit and put fire everywhere lol....use a damp teatowel or fireblanket....

Yeah this, You can put one out with water but it instantly needs a vast amount to sufficiently suffocate and cool the fire. Putting the lid on the chip pan is the better option.

Completely 100% wrong. The best thing to do (assuming you have one of course) is to wrap your self in a fire blanket and GTFO!

No your 100% wrong, as Tom alluded to earlier oven chips are the way forward for not setting yourself on fire.

Touche sir that is a better option but some people wont be told! Remember Kingy when you do your mid night chips.....If it goes up, mash your face into it to put it out!

[cwspellowe]

Did you put that in here because this is where the cool kids hang out?

You're like the fat kid on a bike when we were young. Pedalling as fast as his fat feet could manage to tell his pals he found "p-p-p-p BOOBS!" in the woods by Farmer Lobb's field

[Toms306]

Freeview 38 Chris.

[Grant]

^^^What tom says. Is it sad I quite enjoy this programme?

[Dum-Dum]

Cheers mate

[Grant]

OOH after the break they're showing how Nascars are made!

[kingy]

How its made. That's my bed time story.

[kentiiboii]

So yet again were probably doing the GTi6 forum thing and slowly edging closer to being classified as a porn site lol

Completely 100% wrong. The best thing to do (assuming you have one of course) is to wrap your self in a fire blanket and GTFO!

No your 100% wrong, as Tom alluded to earlier oven chips are the way forward for not setting yourself on fire.

Touche sir that is a better option but some people wont be told! Remember Kingy when you do your mid night chips.....If it goes up, mash your face into it to put it out!

Your all 100% wrong. The best and safest way to cook cups is to give the cup shop £1.50 and safely easy walk out the shop(minding the step) with a bag of chips cooled on a fryer.

[Dum-Dum]

The best and safest way to cook cups is to give the cup shop

Cooking cups in a cup shop?

[Toms306]

Kent, you really should check your auto-corrects lol, they're getting worse!

[cwspellowe]

The best and safest way to cook cups is to give the cup shop

Cooking cups in a cup shop?

What's more worrying is i read that and just accepted it was a poor attempt at humour. Autocorrect fail?

[kentiiboii]

The best and safest way to cook cups is to give the cup shop

Cooking cups in a cup shop?

What's more worrying is i read that and just accepted it was a poor attempt at humour. Autocorrect fail?

f*cking android auto correct .

Made me laugh though



Who fancies cups for tea?

[Seb_Ryan]

Cooking cups in a cup shop?

What's more worrying is i read that and just accepted it was a poor attempt at humour. Autocorrect fail?

f*cking android auto correct .

Made me laugh though



Who fancies cups for tea?

Or a chip of coffee?