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So as took the short drive back from McDonalds to the first roundabout with my head on the steering wheel weeping at the fact the trusted 24 hour maccys was closed I notice a beautifully low silver Peugeot 306 with what I can only guess were white cyclones.
As I looked over and longed for my car to be that low I caught the eyes of the driver who happened to be returning my gaze. Only then, I thought, it was one of YOU!
So to you, lovely lady I saw:
Hi. 
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Thatll be Emma then...
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Emma? She's not lovely. If you look into her eyes you catch fire.
She-devil.
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(02-05-2013, 10:05 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: Emma? She's not lovely. If you look into her eyes you catch fire.
She-devil.
This. She makes cookies though so i like her.
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Did she have a plate on the side of her face?
If so... Definitely emma
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(02-05-2013, 10:13 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Did she have a plate on the side of her face?
If so... Definitely emma
Haha I don't know who this Emma is and I didn't actually get that good a look, just saw she was looking my way lol.
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She's MrsMidnight on the forum
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she is the most angry person in the world ever
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if it looked like a raving loony behimde the wheel it was defo.Emma 
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if it looked like the airbags had gone of it was also deffiantly emmab ( )( )
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Lovely lady? You clearly don't know her enough. Spend enough time around her and you'll realise she's a headcase nutter who'll kick the shit out of you for simply not agreeing with her.
Scary shit.
Bless you Emma.
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(02-05-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: f*cking lol!
Well hi!
Haha seems a lot of very nice comments from these guys, seems like I should fear you
Were you going to maccys? If so I hope you were as disappointed as I was lol.
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(03-05-2013, 10:05 AM)MRiches Wrote: (02-05-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: f*cking lol!
Well hi!
Haha seems a lot of very nice comments from these guys, seems like I should fear you
Were you going to maccys? If so I hope you were as disappointed as I was lol.
Midnight will beat the legs from under you if you hit on his missus. hes a big scary steroid injecting, swastika tattood 6 fingered juggernaut who doesnt like people in his personal space.
Watch yo back boy.
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(03-05-2013, 10:15 AM)cwspellowe Wrote: (03-05-2013, 10:05 AM)MRiches Wrote: (02-05-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: f*cking lol!
Well hi!
Haha seems a lot of very nice comments from these guys, seems like I should fear you
Were you going to maccys? If so I hope you were as disappointed as I was lol.
Midnight will beat the legs from under you if you hit on his missus. hes a big scary steroid injecting, swastika tattood 6 fingered juggernaut who doesnt like people in his personal space.
Watch yo back boy.
Seeing as Midnight is my best mate, I happen to know this may be true.
May be...
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(03-05-2013, 10:17 AM)Andy Wrote: (03-05-2013, 10:15 AM)cwspellowe Wrote: (03-05-2013, 10:05 AM)MRiches Wrote: Haha seems a lot of very nice comments from these guys, seems like I should fear you
Were you going to maccys? If so I hope you were as disappointed as I was lol.
Midnight will beat the legs from under you if you hit on his missus. hes a big scary steroid injecting, swastika tattood 6 fingered juggernaut who doesnt like people in his personal space.
Watch yo back boy.
Seeing as Midnight is my best mate, I happen to know this may be true.
May be...
You're only his best mate because everyone else ran faster than you
''burrr.. You pritti''
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How do you know these things?!
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(03-05-2013, 10:24 AM)Andy Wrote: How do you know these things?!
Have you not seen the Goonies? Imagine that meets American History X and you're pretty close to a word for word account of everything that happened this day
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(03-05-2013, 10:20 AM)cwspellowe Wrote: (03-05-2013, 10:17 AM)Andy Wrote: (03-05-2013, 10:15 AM)cwspellowe Wrote: Midnight will beat the legs from under you if you hit on his missus. hes a big scary steroid injecting, swastika tattood 6 fingered juggernaut who doesnt like people in his personal space.
Watch yo back boy.
Seeing as Midnight is my best mate, I happen to know this may be true.
May be...
You're only his best mate because everyone else ran faster than you
''burrr.. You pritti''
Hahah brilliant. Well it's alright because it's not like that I won't be hitting on anyone...
*Runs away*
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(03-05-2013, 10:27 AM)cwspellowe Wrote: (03-05-2013, 10:24 AM)Andy Wrote: How do you know these things?!
Have you not seen the Goonies? Imagine that meets American History X and you're pretty close to a word for word account of everything that happened this day
Okay... Me be quiet now.
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"hey you guuuyyysss"
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(03-05-2013, 10:15 AM)cwspellowe Wrote: (03-05-2013, 10:05 AM)MRiches Wrote: (02-05-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: f*cking lol!
Well hi!
Haha seems a lot of very nice comments from these guys, seems like I should fear you
Were you going to maccys? If so I hope you were as disappointed as I was lol.
Midnight will beat the legs from under you if you hit on his missus. hes a big scary steroid injecting, swastika tattood 6 fingered juggernaut who doesnt like people in his personal space.
Watch yo back boy.
Pellowe you funny fellow! Well deserved rep for you..
The above however may or may not be true...
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03-05-2013, 06:58 PM
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Right then... So I am;
The angriest head case nutter in the world who will kick the shit outta people if they don't agree with me or will cause people to catch fire if they look at me because I'm a she devil who wears a plate on the side of her head while raving like a loony with my airbag boobs, Who's other half will beat legs from under you as he is a big scary steroid injecting, swastika tattood 6 finger juggernaut who doesn't like people in his personal space, but this is all okay because I make cookies...interesting!
Oh and no, we weren't going for food lol, just having a drive and decided to have a drive down the toll road! If you're local to Weston you should pop along to the Weston meet next Sunday 
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tbf, if that description doesnt go on the 'about me' bit of your cv ur missing a trick!
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(03-05-2013, 06:58 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: Right then... So I am;
The angriest head case nutter in the world who will kick the shit outta people if they don't agree with me or will cause people to catch fire if they look at me because I'm a she devil who wears a plate on the side of her head while raving like a loony with my airbag boobs, Who's other half will beat legs from under you as he is a big scary steroid injecting, swastika tattood 6 finger juggernaut who doesn't like people in his personal space, but this is all okay because I make cookies. Yep spot on.
Please dont kill me.
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I reckon that about covers it, yeah...
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