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Can you tell what it is yet? NSFW
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#1
15-02-2013, 11:07 PM
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15-02-2013, 11:08 PM
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#3
15-02-2013, 11:14 PM
Wtf!!!!!!! Quick where's the bleach!!!




Btw sam that's tiny yo!
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#4
15-02-2013, 11:18 PM
Well, that's not actually my knob, so, f*ck you.

and bleach? Wtf are you on?
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15-02-2013, 11:23 PM
LOL! - It's a pimple with a pulse!
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15-02-2013, 11:25 PM
(15-02-2013, 11:18 PM)sammykins Wrote: Well, that's not actually my knob, so, f*ck you.

and bleach? Wtf are you on?

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15-02-2013, 11:27 PM
Nah, you want fairy liquid, smells sweeter
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15-02-2013, 11:28 PM (This post was last modified: 15-02-2013, 11:31 PM by Oil-burner.)
Whoevers penis that is really shouldnt be posting pictures of it on the net unless its googling "is this a small penis or a large clitoris?"
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#9
15-02-2013, 11:42 PM
Wtf is that haha
I actually spent far longer than I care to admit trying to figure out what it is lol
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16-02-2013, 12:49 AM
Ha ha who ever that is should be ashamed!! My 6 year old boy puts you to shame Sam! Lol
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#11
16-02-2013, 01:00 AM
Nomatter how much you try to stretch it dude thats still pitiful! Lol
I thought it was a genital wart at first!
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16-02-2013, 01:05 AM
Its bigger then the owners baby finger! Oh dear Lol.
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16-02-2013, 01:10 AM
I think he's stretched his ball bag! Looked painful! Haha
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16-02-2013, 08:06 AM
lmao
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16-02-2013, 08:28 AM
Bonus!! having a wanger that size is
condoms come in packs of ten!

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16-02-2013, 09:03 AM
(15-02-2013, 11:42 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Wtf is that haha
I actually spent far longer than I care to admit trying to figure out what it is lol
Agreed, though I think I've worked out it's his balls. Stretched.
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#17
16-02-2013, 09:30 AM
It is ballbag.......its the only other option after cock lol.

Do you manage to keep your genitals out of sight for any length of time Samass? Confused lol
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16-02-2013, 10:59 AM
Nope, he always has them out.
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16-02-2013, 03:30 PM
True story. What can I say? I'm proud of my nuts man.
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#21
16-02-2013, 06:11 PM
But... But.... I do wear skinny jeans?


Oh and to confirm, yeah, its my balksack, it was particularly stretchy that evening
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16-02-2013, 07:08 PM
What the f*ck


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What the f*ck Sam.
You're beyond strange.
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16-02-2013, 07:09 PM
^^^ yeh but it's to be expected from Sam that's why we love him lol
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#24
16-02-2013, 10:36 PM
Well, I was eating a tomato sandwich, and niall was drunk.... What can you expect?
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17-02-2013, 12:00 AM
Mmmmm tomatoes, gots to love a tomatoe sandwich
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17-02-2013, 12:13 AM
(16-02-2013, 09:30 AM)Toms306 Wrote: It is ballbag.......its the only other option after cock lol.

Do you manage to keep your genitals out of sight for any length of time Samass? Confused lol

Tom knows ballbag when he sees it.
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17-02-2013, 05:02 AM
(17-02-2013, 12:00 AM)Jonny b Wrote: Mmmmm tomatoes, gots to love a tomatoe sandwich

Yes Jonny you absolute LAD <3
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#28
17-02-2013, 08:48 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

Am i the only one that thought (for some strange reason) it was his little toe on his right foot dislocated and stretched out? Big Grin Big Grin
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