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**Ruan** · 02-01-2013, 05:27 PM

LOL at the man thighs and calves....

And Chris - she has a bigger wang than you...

Dum-Dum · 02-01-2013, 05:28 PM

OK so shes a bit fat and has big thighs. I know loads of birds with big thighs from horse riding.

**Ruan** · 02-01-2013, 05:37 PM

There's a difference:

[Image: 4269272-woman-s-legs.jpg]

Womans Legs ^^^

[Image: depositphotos_3914784-Muscular-male-calves.jpg]

Blokes legs...

I'm going to go that she has blokes legs..

cwspellowe · 02-01-2013, 05:38 PM

Yeah Chris but she's a man. I know loads of men with man legs.

**Mattcheese31** · 02-01-2013, 05:55 PM

yeah that's a geeza . . . lol

Dum-Dum · 02-01-2013, 06:52 PM

Meh, I cant be picky right now, I still would.

**Tom** · 02-01-2013, 07:01 PM

Christ.

**Niall** · 02-01-2013, 07:05 PM

(02-01-2013, 06:52 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Meh, I cant be picky right now, I still would.

Dude seriously? He/she/it is a complete mess. I think id rather hire a hooker than try and take that home!

MrsMidnight · 02-01-2013, 11:14 PM

Oh dear... Why would you even.... D:

**bigcheez2k3** · 02-01-2013, 11:17 PM

I personally don't think that's a bloke :?

Would, if there is a vajayjay. Want to cross 'dirty chav' off my list.

**Ruan** · 02-01-2013, 11:40 PM

(02-01-2013, 11:17 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote: I personally think that's a bloke :?

Would, if there is a vajayjay/bumhole. Want to cross 'f*cking a bloke' off my list.

EFA.

**bigcheez2k3** · 02-01-2013, 11:44 PM

(02-01-2013, 11:40 PM)Ruan Wrote:
(02-01-2013, 11:17 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote: I personally think that's a bloke :?

Would, if there is a vajayjay/bumhole. Want to cross 'f*cking a bloke' off my list.

EFA.

dick

Actually had to check the first line of my post to make sure I didn't make a mistake lol

**Scott** · 03-01-2013, 12:01 AM

At least they're making sure it's all tucked in
[Image: 269958_278193278967097_404916243_n.jpg]

**c.gerrard** · 03-01-2013, 12:10 AM

At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not? Tongue

**Jonny b** · 03-01-2013, 12:13 AM

(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?

Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer

**Ruan** · 03-01-2013, 12:13 AM

Literally bloke legs like nothing else... Big calves are the give away, and it just looks like a bloke trying to do a typical birds pose...

[Image: butt.jpg]

Lady ^

LLLAAAADYYYY! ^

MrsMidnight · 03-01-2013, 12:16 AM

It's covered in a years supply of fake tan and slap...

cwspellowe · 03-01-2013, 12:17 AM

In pure Boris mode there Scott?

tap tap tap "enhance"

[Image: tranny1.jpg]

tap tap tap "enhance"

[Image: tranny2.jpg]

tap tap tap "enhance"

[Image: tranny3.jpg]

...

**Scott** · 03-01-2013, 12:17 AM

Ruan I hope that first photo isn't just one of those photos like where Cully posted some 'cleavage' that turned out to be something completely different when you zoom out.

Pete · 03-01-2013, 12:22 AM

Think Mr. Pellowe has confirmed things lol, But even if it was lady I'd pass cheers!

**c.gerrard** · 03-01-2013, 12:22 AM

(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?

Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer

But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....

lol

cwspellowe · 03-01-2013, 12:23 AM

(03-01-2013, 12:22 AM)c.gerrard Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?

Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer

But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....

If I were johnny i'd be concerned about working on that track car with you from now on...

You're bigger than him. He hasn't got much chance.

**rocker8742** · 03-01-2013, 12:31 AM

(03-01-2013, 12:22 AM)c.gerrard Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not?

Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer

But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....

But whos receiving makes the difference Tongue

**c.gerrard** · 03-01-2013, 12:31 AM

Well after working on the car it made sense to share a shower you know? Saving water and the planet.... It's kind of blossomed from there.

He's my bitch.

Jonny81191 · 03-01-2013, 12:52 AM

I think at this point I should make clear that Carl is SO desperate, he'll f*ck anything that moves. And some things that don't.

He also has a seriously strange taste in girls. Like some 3's and 4's that he'll drool over and the solid 8 that he refused to acknowledge as scuff the other week.. lol

**rocker8742** · 03-01-2013, 12:55 AM

(03-01-2013, 12:52 AM)Jonny81191 Wrote: I think at this point I should make clear that Carl is SO desperate, he'll f*ck anything that moves. And some things that don't.

He also has a seriously strange taste in girls. Like some 3's and 4's that he'll drool over and the solid 8 that he refused to acknowledge as scuff the other week..

Is he trying to secretly come out as his other 'personality' shown here? Wink

**samass** · 03-01-2013, 01:08 AM

this is grim. even for me.

the milkman · 03-01-2013, 03:33 AM

Get me pissed I'd go anal and probs forget it anyway knowing my history

Toms306 · 03-01-2013, 10:20 AM

Well, I'm confused as to what's male or female now.... lol

**Eeyore** · 03-01-2013, 11:43 AM

(03-01-2013, 01:08 AM)samass Wrote: this is grim. even for me.

this was the last thing I expected!

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