It's the end of the world....

[CJ_Derv]

Dont worry matt im not plannin on becoming a zombie till i wake up after the session im goin on tonight, as just become single for the second year 5 days before xmas gettin in a routine now oh well at least tge world hasnt ended eyy

[Jonny81191]

I'm disappointed. I was well psyched up for this

[samass]

I know right! Zombie Apocalypse would be SO much fun...

[Niall]

Shit. So now what do i do with the Octaroo that ive bread with built in guns and lasers?

[samass]

Put it in the deep freeze unti the x factor live comes to town?

[Niall]

Put it in the deep freeze unti the x factor live comes to town?

Ah good thinking. Now, where do i find a 12ft tall freezer?

[samass]

get a refrigerated lorry, it can lie down, right?

[Niall]

get a refrigerated lorry, it can lie down, right?

No actually. One design floor is the blood only circulates from its top to bottom so if it lies down, the blood will sink to its back and the front of it will die (but obviously its back will stay alive.....)

[samass]

ah, youll have to tip the lorry on its end then...

[Niall]

ah, youll have to tip the lorry on its end then...

Ah good thinking. Be a dear and bring me a refrigerated lorry round.

[samass]

sure thing man, i've got one at the lock up. ill swing by tomorrow

[Jonny b]

Make sure it's empty Sam remember the other factual movie!! Resident evil afterlife? The container was full of zombies!!

[samass]

oh shit! you're right! gunna have to do the whole 'tap it with my machete' trick

[Jonny b]

Ya see! age and experience wins, feckin zombies won't get me!!

[samass]

and you can always fight them off with your zimmer frame and walking stick!

[Jonny b]

And head butt my way out! after drinking the Stella, you never seen the other factual documentary, drunken master

He was about 80 and always pissed on Stella! Hard bastid though

[samass]

which factual film was that? Green Street?

[Jonny b]

No but I do know of this green street you speak of, I have been there!!!

[samass]

I'm sure it's a pleasant place to hang out!

[Andy]

Zombies!

DAAAYYUUUM!!!

Wtf! Why don't these videos work :/

[samass]

Who likes short shorts I like short shorts