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The forum awards are just a quick way of recognising some of the efforts put in over the year in various aspects. In true 306oc fashion, most of them aren't in any way serious, and there are a large number battered around by the staff which never made it to the final list. Those of you who have won one of these 'awards' you each get to choose your own custom title, or if you can't think of one then we'll decide one for you 
The ''Get Out More" Award - aka Most Posts
Matt & Niall (Staff & non-staff)
Furthest Distance Traveled to a Meet
I can't remember exact distances, but here are some of the main ones throughout the year:
The derv mafia - Cornwall up to FCS 2012
Jonny (the small one), C.Gerrard and The Milkman - The Christmas Meet
Liam - The Christmas Meet
Connor - not for one in particular, but for potentially travelling further than anyone else to meets throughout the course of the year
Best Meme
There were way too many to pick out an overall winner (though some of you did seem to be a bit on a roll with them!), so here are some of the highlights. Each title is a link to the image 
Ginge – Ladies, Please
Ginge – Lip bite
Toby – Stop
Toby- I ate my crayons
Toby – The Goggles
Toby – Y u no see sign
Dan! – Loading…
SRowell – inm not huygh
Ed – Mr Tickle
Ed – I Jizzed In My Pants
Ed – At first...
Grant – Thrill seeker
Grant – Is this chick for real?
Grant – snuck out a fart
Dum-dum – 306oc staff requirements
Pellowe – YMCA
Scott – ‘Are you ready for round two?’
Most helpful member
This award is too difficult to decide, and wouldn't really be fair as there are plenty all over the country and things that go on outside of the forum.
Best ‘Shed to Shiner’
Chris Pellowe - The 'state - http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-1491.html
Biggest troll
The sticker troll(s?)
Raccoon filter
Best Project Thread(s)
Darren - http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-69.html
Chris Pellowe - http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-1491.html
Most Viewed Thread
Darren - http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-69.html
Chris Pellowe - http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-1491.html
Most Rep
Niall
Loudest Tapper
Ed's been receiving shit for his engine tapping all year long. It's a great testament to him that he's not punched any of us for it yet or just plain left the forum, especially given that it doesn't actually tap, and that we gave him so much shit about his raccoon filter being clogged with fluff...Matt's engine finally blew up on the weekend, so I think that it at least deserves an honourable mention for this award given that it's still going to Ed anyway 
Best Injury
Dan! – http://306oc.co.uk/forum/thread-3913.htm
Honourable mention once again here, though this time for Fooby for managing to trip over a small sign on the floor, smash his face on a pavement and then proceeding to take a week off work to let his wounds 'air' 
Most Warnings
Niall - without a doubt the most warned person on the forum. He's permanently on a 99% warning
Most Actual Warnings
Well, now that would be telling 
Stealthbummer
Sam/Niall/Grant - too hard to choose between you, mostly because you're nearly always in some kind of bumming-train.
Liam - For stealthbumming the waitress at TGI Friday's over the weekend while we were paying  http://306oc.co.uk/forum/attachment.php?aid=3723
Most Broken Down
Dum-Dum
Most cars owned this year
Dum-dum/JJ/VLJ/Fozzy
Most ‘Herbal’…
I think anyone who was at FCS this year camping with us will have no doubt that the winner of this award is Poodle
Best Gazebo
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Matt gets an honorary mention for actually converting the tap to a full on conrod failure.....but Ed still gets the award for the tappiest gti6! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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(05-12-2012, 07:01 PM)Scott Wrote: Best Gazebo
306oc theywhoshallnotbenamed
EFA 
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(05-12-2012, 07:09 PM)Chris Wrote: (05-12-2012, 07:01 PM)Scott Wrote: Best Gazebo
306oc theywhoshallnotbenamed
EFA
That makes no sense
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05-12-2012, 07:12 PM
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I thought we were doing the best look alike of Scotts car and the best look alike of Eds car awards with the top prizes going to Ed and Scott respectively.
(05-12-2012, 07:11 PM)Kimmie Wrote: (05-12-2012, 07:09 PM)Chris Wrote: (05-12-2012, 07:01 PM)Scott Wrote: Best Gazebo
306oc theywhoshallnotbenamed
EFA
That makes no sense
No Chris your getting mixed up
theywhoshallnotbenamed won the award for the best X5 wheels
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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(05-12-2012, 07:12 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I thought we were doing the best look alike of Scotts car and the best look alike of Eds car awards with the top prizes going to Ed and Scott respectively. Well that was the plan, but then I figured it's difficult to split the award between the two of us since only one of us can drive it at a time!
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in the next year i bet i get the award for most distance
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Best start off now then
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I live in the north of scotland, so it will be about 1500 miles round trip
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Ah yea chris that's the one
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Woo, 2 awards 
That stealthbum took years of hard work and preparation...
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(05-12-2012, 09:07 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Woo, 2 awards
That stealthbum took years of hard work and preparation...
Speech! Is there anyone you would like to thank? Mum and dad /GF...so on
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Shame theres not a whiny bitch award..............I'd have won that easy! 
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There needs to be a "Putting up with drunken idiots" award, and it needs to go to Gemma, for putting up with me and Jake lol and would just like to thank both of you for offering your sofa to sleep on I owe you a few drinks at the next big meet
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(05-12-2012, 09:51 PM)Connor Wrote: There needs to be a "Putting up with drunken idiots" award, and it needs to go to Gemma, for putting up with me and Jake lol and would just like to thank both of you for offering your sofa to sleep on I owe you a few drinks at the next big meet
No worries!
She is used to putting up with it! We had Samass steal the couch on Saturday night.
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(05-12-2012, 10:16 PM)Jake Wrote: (05-12-2012, 09:51 PM)Connor Wrote: There needs to be a "Putting up with drunken idiots" award, and it needs to go to Gemma, for putting up with me and Jake lol and would just like to thank both of you for offering your sofa to sleep on I owe you a few drinks at the next big meet
No worries!
She is used to putting up with it! We had Samass steal the couch on Saturday night.
err yeah and shes a lad for me using her jeans as a coaster for my drink!
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(05-12-2012, 10:41 PM)Niall Wrote: (05-12-2012, 10:16 PM)Jake Wrote: (05-12-2012, 09:51 PM)Connor Wrote: There needs to be a "Putting up with drunken idiots" award, and it needs to go to Gemma, for putting up with me and Jake lol and would just like to thank both of you for offering your sofa to sleep on I owe you a few drinks at the next big meet
No worries!
She is used to putting up with it! We had Samass steal the couch on Saturday night.
err yeah and shes a lad for me using her jeans as a coaster for my drink!
And strangely there is no innueddoe there haha
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(05-12-2012, 10:49 PM)Jake Wrote: (05-12-2012, 10:41 PM)Niall Wrote: (05-12-2012, 10:16 PM)Jake Wrote: (05-12-2012, 09:51 PM)Connor Wrote: There needs to be a "Putting up with drunken idiots" award, and it needs to go to Gemma, for putting up with me and Jake lol and would just like to thank both of you for offering your sofa to sleep on I owe you a few drinks at the next big meet
No worries!
She is used to putting up with it! We had Samass steal the couch on Saturday night.
err yeah and shes a lad for me using her jeans as a coaster for my drink!
And strangely there is no innueddoe there haha
haha but seriously i am sorry for that. Wouldnt of minded if i had of done it to kim as tbh its the only time anyones going to make her wet but seeing as i had never met Gemma, i felt kinda bad lol
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in your ed doe?!
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(05-12-2012, 07:14 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
(05-12-2012, 09:07 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Woo, 2 awards
That stealthbum took years of hard work and preparation... you two need to decide who wins the changed cars the most award this year
(05-12-2012, 09:28 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Shame theres not a whiny bitch award..............I'd have won that easy!
dont for get the spamming and postwhore award too tom!
so thats 3 awards, no award for procta here tho.
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(05-12-2012, 11:08 PM)procta Wrote: (05-12-2012, 07:14 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
(05-12-2012, 09:07 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Woo, 2 awards
That stealthbum took years of hard work and preparation... you two need to decide who wins the changed cars the most award this year
(05-12-2012, 09:28 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Shame theres not a whiny bitch award..............I'd have won that easy!
dont for get the spamming and postwhore award too tom!
so thats 3 awards, no award for procta here tho.
Just worked out I've had 7 cars this year haha, I must be getting close to liam and Jordan!
And I don't postwhore here tbh.....I'm pretty far down on the list now lol.
If there was a metro award mate, we all know who'd win that.
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(05-12-2012, 11:16 PM)Toms306 Wrote: (05-12-2012, 11:08 PM)procta Wrote: (05-12-2012, 07:14 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
(05-12-2012, 09:07 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Woo, 2 awards
That stealthbum took years of hard work and preparation... you two need to decide who wins the changed cars the most award this year
(05-12-2012, 09:28 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Shame theres not a whiny bitch award..............I'd have won that easy!
dont for get the spamming and postwhore award too tom!
so thats 3 awards, no award for procta here tho.
Just worked out I've had 7 cars this year haha, I must be getting close to liam and Jordan!
And I don't postwhore here tbh.....I'm pretty far down on the list now lol.
If there was a metro award mate, we all know who'd win that.
true tom, as its only thing i have to compair jobs with as my 306 hasnt needed to be pulled to bits and repaired.
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(05-12-2012, 11:16 PM)Toms306 Wrote: (05-12-2012, 11:08 PM)procta Wrote: (05-12-2012, 07:14 PM)JJ0063 Wrote: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
(05-12-2012, 09:07 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Woo, 2 awards
That stealthbum took years of hard work and preparation... you two need to decide who wins the changed cars the most award this year
(05-12-2012, 09:28 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Shame theres not a whiny bitch award..............I'd have won that easy!
dont for get the spamming and postwhore award too tom!
so thats 3 awards, no award for procta here tho.
Just worked out I've had 7 cars this year haha, I must be getting close to liam and Jordan!
And I don't postwhore here tbh.....I'm pretty far down on the list now lol.
If there was a metro award mate, we all know who'd win that.
You've easily beat me, I've only had 4. Calibra, Octavia and 2 306s
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(05-12-2012, 10:59 PM)Niall Wrote: haha but seriously i am sorry for that. Wouldnt of minded if i had of done it to kim as tbh its the only time anyones going to make her wet but seeing as i had never met Gemma, i felt kinda bad lol
Douchebag much?
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(05-12-2012, 11:19 PM)procta Wrote: true tom, as its only thing i have to compair jobs with as my 306 hasnt needed to be pulled to bits and repaired.
Lol, thats my excuse about the Golf haha.........howevver I have now done most things on 306s aswell lol.
(06-12-2012, 06:52 AM)THE_Liam Wrote: You've easily beat me, I've only had 4. Calibra, Octavia and 2 306s
Really? You need to try a bit harder then!
I don't intend to own 7 cars every year though! 
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