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01-12-2012, 01:18 PM (This post was last modified: 01-12-2012, 01:19 PM by Jake.)
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Can't embed on my phone, but there is bits of engine on the floor now.

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#2
01-12-2012, 01:31 PM
i disliked the bit where it tapped.... bad luck D: is that oil escaping all over the car park? D:
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01-12-2012, 01:52 PM
f*ck me that's shocking!!
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#4
01-12-2012, 01:56 PM
Oil, everywhere. Bits of rod on the road, bits of block on the road, bits of sump on the road...
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01-12-2012, 01:57 PM
Oh dear.. really broken!
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#6
01-12-2012, 01:59 PM
So I finally killed it. Threw a rod.



Think I'm the only '6 owner to throw one haha
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#7
01-12-2012, 01:59 PM
Oh shit.
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#8
01-12-2012, 02:01 PM
Oh no!! You got AA?
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#9
01-12-2012, 02:07 PM
Yeah they will be phones tomorrow! Need to get twatted tonight
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01-12-2012, 02:12 PM
Oh dear....
   
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#11
01-12-2012, 02:17 PM
Dam mate how you manage that Sad bad times bro better get bidding on my old engine Wink



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#12
01-12-2012, 02:29 PM
Oh dear!! But tbf, you gotta expect a few breakdowns at a big 306 meet!
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01-12-2012, 03:34 PM
and we all thought it would be ed! Big Grin
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01-12-2012, 05:34 PM
Yep, thats broke!
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01-12-2012, 05:43 PM
you sure you havent bought a dturbo and been putting petrol in it all this time? lol
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#16
01-12-2012, 06:21 PM
Well, that's different!
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#17
01-12-2012, 06:47 PM
Sorry Matt but this was too funny!!
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#18
01-12-2012, 07:04 PM
When it went bang I was laughing so hard. Still laughing about it now. Bad I don't give a shit?
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01-12-2012, 07:06 PM
Btw where are you guys? Me and grant are scissoring. Your missing out!
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#20
01-12-2012, 07:08 PM
f*cking hell. How have you been driving that for so long matt? I knew it was a tapper but that takes the piss BIG TIME.

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01-12-2012, 07:24 PM
Nah Jamie it blew a rod today!
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01-12-2012, 07:34 PM
(01-12-2012, 07:24 PM)Scott Wrote: Nah Jamie it blew a rod today!
Matt said its blown 2 lol
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01-12-2012, 07:40 PM (This post was last modified: 01-12-2012, 07:46 PM by puglove.)
(01-12-2012, 07:24 PM)Scott Wrote: Nah Jamie it blew a rod today!

Yeah i know and i dont blame it. Theres prob a valve melted tothe top of the feckin piston head. Disgracful
(01-12-2012, 07:24 PM)Scott Wrote: Nah Jamie it blew a rod today!

Haha just remembered this is OC



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01-12-2012, 09:06 PM
Yeah it might be two rods gone haha.
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01-12-2012, 09:27 PM
(01-12-2012, 09:06 PM)Matt Wrote: Yeah it might be two rods gone haha.

That's got to be worthy of one of your forum awards Scott! lol
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#26
01-12-2012, 09:30 PM
That's a bit shit. Sorry to hear that. Same thing happened last year to a guys car.
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02-12-2012, 05:09 PM
(01-12-2012, 07:40 PM)puglove Wrote: PiC oR iTs A tRoLl
I think the pieces of conrod that Matt has in his hand next to me are pretty good proof lol
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02-12-2012, 07:26 PM (This post was last modified: 02-12-2012, 07:27 PM by 4WayDiablo.)
   

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02-12-2012, 07:31 PM
:Lmao:

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#30
02-12-2012, 07:43 PM
I said specifically, that's not the top end "tapping" that's the bottom end "knocking it's tits off"....

Bad times buddy!
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