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I suck cock.
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My place, 10 minutes.
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but seriously.

so i got really really drunk at the weekend, and ended up in bed with my Gf's housemate, who was naked. i think i fell asleep for a bit, but he woke me up after a little while. when i woke up the morning i had a really weird taste in my mouth and a random short and curly... have i been face raped?
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Why are you not already here then!?!?
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Wow dude, awkward!
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(23-10-2012, 10:24 PM)Niall Wrote: Why are you not already here then!?!?

Oi southern boy, I called first go. YOU CAN HAVE WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.
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(23-10-2012, 10:25 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(23-10-2012, 10:24 PM)Niall Wrote: Why are you not already here then!?!?

Oi southern boy, I called first go. YOU CAN HAVE WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.

f*ck you pie eater!
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My caravan, let's make it rock Wink
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(23-10-2012, 10:26 PM)Niall Wrote:
(23-10-2012, 10:25 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(23-10-2012, 10:24 PM)Niall Wrote: Why are you not already here then!?!?

Oi southern boy, I called first go. YOU CAN HAVE WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.

f*ck you pie eater!

There's only one way to settle this. FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!!!












































I choose the deathstar.
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Well it wasn't ra*e, you've obviously enjoyed it Wink
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i choose electricity. you northerners haven't seen electricity yet so it will scare you away!
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(23-10-2012, 10:30 PM)Niall Wrote: i choose electricity. you northerners haven't seen electricity yet so it will scare you away!

DEATH. STAR.


You can't win you shandy drinking, rugby union loving, jellied eels eating Ed Doe knowing tinkerbell!!!
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(23-10-2012, 10:32 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(23-10-2012, 10:30 PM)Niall Wrote: i choose electricity. you northerners haven't seen electricity yet so it will scare you away!

DEATH. STAR.


You can't win you shandy drinking, rugby union loving, jellied eels eating Ed Doe knowing tinkerbell!!!

oi rugby union is better than that other pansie one!




(why dont you have a forum title of "ambassador of the north"? you always turn these arguments into north v south lol
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(23-10-2012, 10:33 PM)Niall Wrote:
(23-10-2012, 10:32 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(23-10-2012, 10:30 PM)Niall Wrote: i choose electricity. you northerners haven't seen electricity yet so it will scare you away!

DEATH. STAR.


You can't win you shandy drinking, rugby union loving, jellied eels eating Ed Doe knowing tinkerbell!!!

oi rugby union is better than that other pansie one!




(why dont you have a forum title of "ambassador of the north"? you always turn these arguments into north v south lol

I don't know, I think I should!

And also, rugby union is the pansies game, here's why...

Line outs: 2 lads stick their hands up 1 lads arse so hard it lifts him off the ground.
Scrums: far more than league, more opportunity for man to man contact.

See? Gay!
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f*cking northern monkeys. Always turn everything into an argument or a fight to the death......

Jeez














Susan Boyle is my weapon of choice. No fucker will dare come near haha
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you guys are dicks. this is not the issue at hand here.




and at any rate, pies suck, ale sucks, cheesy chips sucks and the north sucks.
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(23-10-2012, 10:37 PM)Matt Wrote: Susan Boyle is my weapon of choice. No fucker will dare come near haha

DEATH. STAR.

I can destroy her from space! F*ck you Alderraan!
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I choose one single x-wing with a Jedi pilot.

DeathStar: ka - boom!!!!!!!!
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f*ck you and you death star. I will destroy you, from the inside out using my Jedi skills I learnt over summer
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(23-10-2012, 10:40 PM)Grant Wrote: you guys are dicks. this is not the issue at hand here.




and at any rate, pies suck, ale sucks, cheesy chips sucks and the north sucks.

The south sucks. You proved that by offering out blowies like chlamydia at an essex party Wink
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(23-10-2012, 10:40 PM)Grant Wrote: you guys are dicks. this is not the issue at hand here.




and at any rate, pies suck, ale sucks, cheesy chips sucks and the north sucks.


Hold up. Cheesy chips are win?
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(23-10-2012, 10:41 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: I choose one single x-wing with a Jedi pilot.

DeathStar: ka - boom!!!!!!!!

I hereby change my mind to this.


Death Star with all exhaust ports welded up.


Thank you.
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Nowt wrong with blow jobs at an essex party. Ill leave you quivering like a sexually assulted jelly fish.

I also found a used johnny stuck somewhere. Is it likely to have been placed here, in an attempt to corrupt my image, or do we reckon things happened?
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What happens when you block an exhaust vent???

Pretty sure things stop working.

You lose my northern friend.
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(23-10-2012, 10:44 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: What happens when you block an exhaust vent???

Pretty sure things stop working.

You lose my northern friend.

northern logic for you!
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(23-10-2012, 10:44 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: What happens when you block an exhaust vent???

Pretty sure things stop working.

You lose my northern friend.

Damn you. Damn you and your Jedi logic.
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(23-10-2012, 10:48 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(23-10-2012, 10:44 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: What happens when you block an exhaust vent???

Pretty sure things stop working.

You lose my northern friend.

Damn you. Damn you and your Jedi logic.

A southerner would of just welded a piece of mesh over the exhaust ports. Northerner....no...block it up! "ey up lad, t' deathstar aint working"
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Lol. Just goes to prove there are no northern jedi's. lol
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Fact of the day.
There was no such thing as a Yorkshireman until a scottsman f*cked a pig.
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Lol, this thread is full of win!
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