Paid to poop

[4WayDiablo]

Well you know them funny and almost pointless apps? This one has been amusing me for a while haha

So when you go poop at work you start the timer and it tells you know much you have been paid to poop lmao
   

So I know you all wanna know haha so far I've been paid £7.86 to poop
(And that wasn't a 17min poop.. I forgot to turn it off after lol but didn't put it on for the next one to cancel it out)
   

Question is... who comes out with the most shit? Lol

[Matt]

Hmmm downloading that for epic lols!

[C.A.R.]

Guy in my office would win.

Even when he's not on the toilet he is a champion at producing shit at work. In fact his entire salary is paid whilst he is doing jack-shit! And if he ever needs to call a client he is fluent in bullshit too...

[Dum-Dum]

Wish id timed my poop on the bank holiday, Id of smashed your weeks work in one sitting.

Double time (almost £35 an hour) and i kinda forgot i was at work so was playing games on my phone for half an hour in the bog.

[Eeyore]

awesome idea!