So yeh im single again:(

[Scott]

I smell a sitcom!

/family guy

Also that's pretty epic. Although I wouldn't consider a 19 year old a milf to be honest...some people may disagree as she has a child and is therefore a mother. Still, her mum might well be a milf

[Andy]

Well she's a mum I do like to f*ck

Her mum is now a GILF so yeah

I'll try and steer clear of anything like that haha

[ash240970]

Well she's a mum I do like to f*ck

Her mum is now a GILF so yeah

I'll try and steer clear of anything like that haha

Mother and daughter = sportsmans double but it has to be both together.

[THE_Liam]

Had a 19 year old who has a kid...

Best bit is I've also had her mum in the sense of done everything but actually hid the sausage, yes you read right... Me a 20 year old getting a blower and more off a 37 year old GILF. And she is niiiice. Hardest part is neither know I'm tapping the other... WINNING.

Yeah I'm quite good at getting what I want

Nice work mate, in my experience older women are f*cking filthy

Bet she turns out to be a far better f*ck than the daughter too

[Andy]

My next step is indeed to get them both together. But this is most Definatley going to be a hard task.

Yes mother is better at a few things. Like looking for one.

[Tom]

Man, don't let it get to you like that. Never let getting with another bird make you feel shit or it will make the healing process just that little bit longer.

Right well seeing as its your thread...

Since my ex I have:

Slept with some new castle bird the night of pugfest and didn't even get her name

Had a 19 year old who has a kid...

Best bit is I've also had her mum in the sense of done everything but actually hid the sausage, yes you read right... Me a 20 year old getting a blower and more off a 37 year old GILF. And she is niiiice. Hardest part is neither know I'm tapping the other... WINNING.

Yeah I'm quite good at getting what I want

Well that has cheered me up to no end haha you definately are winnning right there!

[C.A.R.]

Always feels like shit first of all, we've all been there!

I realised today that my bank debit card pin number was that of my ex girlfriend. I realised because it's todays date.

Don't worry guys; I've since changed it

[kentiiboii]

Dom Dom dommmmm.


Breaking news. I've just joined back into the club. Mrs decided because it was a rather shellfish idea of me to have a weekend with my friends paintballing, drinking, sobering up then MFN. That I'm a very selfish boyfriend because she was working all weekend and I've booked the whole week of work. So it wasn't working again. But f*ck it. As always was great at first then went down Again. Shame though 3 years on Wednesday :p

[kernow_joe]

hmm well I spent the weekend getting back with 2 previous girlfriends whoops

[Andy]

So it would seem oc has some dirty bastards aswell as gays like samass & niall who like to stealth bum everyone

[Scott]

Dude did you not see the last page? There was nothing stealthy about it!

[Andy]

Dude did you not see the last page? There was nothing stealthy about it!

That's very true actually, its getting to a point where even the stealth bum victims ar joining in.

[samass]

bitches be crazy.

that's why i like men.

[Tom]

Us men seem so simple compared to women :/ Anyway im texting her mum now She put alot of kisses so i think shes keen.. pretty milfy too May aswell try my luck ;D

[Toms306]

The problem with turning gay is having to use your exit hole as an entrance.............oh and if you gag brushing your wisdom teeth, you've got no chance!

So I'm told anyway.

[Tom]

I gag when i brush my teeth sometimes lol small world haha

[Andy]

Uhhhh, ergh.

Well so it would seem its slowing down a bit.

Aleady feeling like I need some actual love
Damn I'm getting too old.

I think I've decided I do not like being single.

[CJ_Derv]

Shit happens get over it it on to the next one until you find the one!!

Trust me you know when youve found the one i do and just had a belter this weekend with her at USC with some off here just dont let it get you down keep ya chin up and get out there lad!!!

And Dum Dum has a lotta love to give haha

CJ

[procta]

iam thinking on pulling the plug on a lass iam txting at the min, as its not really going anywhere sadly. i think she either txts or replies to me if shes bord. she said iam nice but i have heard that before, been trying to sort a date out with her i get no responce but then she says she wants to meet up still
why the hell do i seem to attract or go for the time wasters? i have to be doing something wrong somewhere.

[Tom]

iam thinking on pulling the plug on a lass iam txting at the min, as its not really going anywhere sadly. i think she either txts or replies to me if shes bord. she said iam nice but i have heard that before, been trying to sort a date out with her i get no responce but then she says she wants to meet up still
why the hell do i seem to attract or go for the time wasters? i have to be doing something wrong somewhere.

You'll find a good one soon pal.. we all know the feeling.. its wank

[kentiiboii]

It's shit dude. One I've been texting says she's interested but doesn't seem it. Other I met her a while ago on holiday best week ever! She's from brum so the sexiest accent ever! But just found out she has 2 kids.

[procta]

iam thinking on pulling the plug on a lass iam txting at the min, as its not really going anywhere sadly. i think she either txts or replies to me if shes bord. she said iam nice but i have heard that before, been trying to sort a date out with her i get no responce but then she says she wants to meet up still
why the hell do i seem to attract or go for the time wasters? i have to be doing something wrong somewhere.

You'll find a good one soon pal.. we all know the feeling.. its wank

i hope so as i have lost count on the amount of time wasters

It's shit dude. One I've been texting says she's interested but doesn't seem it. Other I met her a while ago on holiday best week ever! She's from brum so the sexiest accent ever! But just found out she has 2 kids.

i have been txting her for over 2 months, i thought take things nice and slow etc. if something was going to happen it would have done by now.

[kentiiboii]

It's sometimes it's best to be blunt. Just go straight for it. Say are you interested in me if so lets go out and give her a day time and place harder for her to say no then . If all else fails have a drive up here and take me out dude

[Connor]

Thought t'north was full of slags?

[THE_Liam]

Thought t'north was full of win?

It is mate

[Connor]

Since when did win=herpes?

[THE_Liam]

Since when did win=herpes?

Because at least herpes means you've had sex...

[Tom]

Since when did win=herpes?

Hahahahahahahahahaha..

[Matt]

Okay scratch what I said before.


Immfucking living life!!

[kentiiboii]

Okay scratch what I said before.


Immfucking living life!!

I like to think I am but I'm most probably am not! But I'm rather happy!