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Yeah there is that, but my car has felt sluggish for a while, it used to stand half a chance against gtis, but now there is no hope
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just service the bastard, when was the last time you did it?
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I haven't :oops:
May be a '6 box in the pipeline :o
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Did you do it when I was down last or no?
If so, that's horrendous...
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in.  Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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like, you haven't in the time youve had the car???
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Had it since may lol no service haha I'll donut next week 
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Give the poor bugger a service!
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Someone wanna do it for me? Cba with emptying the sump
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Get curt to do it? He seems to do everything else for you haha
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Why not man up and DIY?
It's hardly difficult to take out a sump plug, put on a new washer, undo a filter and put it all back and fill it with oil?
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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I know  just cba, incase I do something wrong. I'll probably do it next week after work sometime. How long does it normally take for a sump to drain?
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Should I flush it with anything?
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Shit matt, thats friggin awful.
And go do it yourself you lazy sod! I'll help if you want though. tis a piece of piss to do, really!
It takes about 3mins for the sump to drain!
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Just crank it over and leave it run to drain out the last of the oil...
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Don't do what I said in the post above....
Like, REALLY, DON'T do that...
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Matt Wrote:Should I flush it with anything?
Stick a hosepipe in the top once the oil has drained out and give it a wash out with water*, should do the trick
*probably not a good idea to do this either TBH
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Well if it only takes 3 mins I'll do it at work Sunday haha
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mark_airey Wrote:Matt Wrote:Should I flush it with anything?
Stick a hosepipe in the top once the oil has drained out and give it a wash out with water*, should do the trick
*probably not a good idea to do this either TBH I find petrol is good to use instead of oil too!
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Diesel gets oil off things really well, flush it out with diesel.
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I heard chucking some sand in the intake polishes and ports your head while you drive!!!
As above may not be the best idea lol
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I can't tell who's bein serious and who is taking the piss. Apart from jonny, everyone knows that's how you port and polish
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I think every single one of these suggestions apart from - CHANGE YOUR OIL - are a pisstake...
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Mine was serious there is a thread somewhere in the interwebzzzzz lol
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Yeah, some Audi forum, they told a kid to do it, and he ACTUALLY did it...
Lol!
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Ha ha yeh!!
Though I don't recommend you do this Matt!! But may I suggest a service
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Christ dude, dread to think how many miles you've done since may!
Also, chuck a bit of white spirit down the dipstick, that'll gain you some bhpzzz
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samass Wrote:Christ dude, dread to think how many miles you've done since may!
Also, chuck a bit of white spirit down the dipstick, that'll gain you some bhpzzz
About 15k haha white spirit? Why?
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Matt I drained the oil out of mine today after 10k and that was discusting! Dread to think what yours is like!
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Well I'll give it a change then haha
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